http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/ CityCyclingEdinburgh Forum » Topic: Caption Competition en Sun, 05 Apr 2026 20:20:48 +0000 http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/topic.php?id=10637#post-117432 Tue, 09 Jul 2013 12:24:46 +0000 DaveC 117432@http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/ <p>I'm just waiting for Alex Salmon's autobio/world domination entitled 'Mein Banff'. </p> http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/topic.php?id=10637#post-117429 Tue, 09 Jul 2013 12:02:45 +0000 sallyhinch 117429@http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/ <p>'walk'?? Surely some mistake... </p> http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/topic.php?id=10637#post-117396 Tue, 09 Jul 2013 09:27:58 +0000 cb 117396@http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/ <p>How about a picture of KB heading off for the day, walking down his dualled garden path? </p> http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/topic.php?id=10637#post-116821 Thu, 04 Jul 2013 11:43:27 +0000 Wilmington's Cow 116821@http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/ <p>"<em>... I usually imagine him as a bit of a simpleton, who whiles away his days playing with toy cars in his ministerial office, making broom-broom noises...</em>"</p> <p>Given me a brilliant idea... </p> http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/topic.php?id=10637#post-116796 Thu, 04 Jul 2013 10:43:00 +0000 kaputnik 116796@http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/ <p><em>You dual the high road and I'll dual the low road </em></p> <p>Ha! Love that one.</p> <p>When I am very exasperated and angry with the man, I usually imagine him as a bit of a simpleton, who whiles away his days playing with toy cars in his ministerial office, making broom-broom noises, occassionally taking a crayon to a map of Scotland and drawing a new route, stirring only when an aide comes in with a cheque for him to sign. Then the anger fades away into something more like frustrated pity.</p> <p>Now I will imagine him humming Dual the Highroad to himself as he does so. </p> <p>I assume they all listen to Highland Cathedral on loop anyway in the Government offices at Holyrood. </p> http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/topic.php?id=10637#post-116779 Thu, 04 Jul 2013 09:58:28 +0000 Wilmington's Cow 116779@http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/ <p>Keith Brown MSP*</p> <p>*Minister for Speedy Progress </p> http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/topic.php?id=10637#post-116778 Thu, 04 Jul 2013 09:53:14 +0000 Cyclingmollie 116778@http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/ <p>Hello, my name is Keith and I'm a roadaholic. </p> http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/topic.php?id=10637#post-116775 Thu, 04 Jul 2013 09:50:40 +0000 fimm 116775@http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/ <p>"my name is Keith<br /> I like building roads<br /> ... to nowhere ..." </p> http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/topic.php?id=10637#post-116763 Thu, 04 Jul 2013 08:47:04 +0000 steveo 116763@http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/ <p>When you go will you send back town planers from America. </p> http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/topic.php?id=10637#post-116754 Wed, 03 Jul 2013 22:45:32 +0000 Instography 116754@http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/ <p>You dual the high road and I'll dual the low road ... </p> http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/topic.php?id=10637#post-116753 Wed, 03 Jul 2013 22:42:55 +0000 gembo 116753@http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/ <p>Scottish. Roads for Scottish people? </p> http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/topic.php?id=10637#post-116751 Wed, 03 Jul 2013 22:23:15 +0000 cc 116751@http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/ <p>Lovely picture :)<br /> I can just see him suddenly snap open those wee eyes and cry "Vroom! Vrooommm!"</p> <p>Roads. Our own wee Darien Scheme for the 21st century. </p> http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/topic.php?id=10637#post-116735 Wed, 03 Jul 2013 19:26:48 +0000 kaputnik 116735@http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/ <p><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7432/9200518833_48c7e75357.jpg"></p> <p>Can't think how to caption this for comedy effect.</p> <p>Over to you all. </p>