http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/ CityCyclingEdinburgh Forum » Topic: Bike Joke :-) en Mon, 18 May 2026 20:58:14 +0000 http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/topic.php?id=14274#post-178996 Mon, 26 Jan 2015 17:48:54 +0000 Edinburgh Cycle Training 178996@http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/ <p>Thanks for that gif @condor, I suspect my facebook timeline will see a lot of that in the coming weeks! </p> http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/topic.php?id=14274#post-178984 Mon, 26 Jan 2015 16:36:06 +0000 condor2378 178984@http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/ <p><a href="http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/daduntsh.gif" rel="nofollow">http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/daduntsh.gif</a></p> <p>:) </p> http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/topic.php?id=14274#post-178960 Mon, 26 Jan 2015 14:01:16 +0000 cb 178960@http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/ <p>""But get this. There's a cyclist behind them ringing his bell to go past."</p> <p>"and he's got a puncture" </p> http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/topic.php?id=14274#post-178943 Mon, 26 Jan 2015 12:14:07 +0000 Edinburgh Cycle Training 178943@http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/ <p>From <a href="http://www.cyclinghumour.com/" rel="nofollow">http://www.cyclinghumour.com/</a></p> <p>A cyclist got a puncture that he couldn't repair, so he decided to hitch-hike a lift home.</p> <p>A man driving a Ferrari pulled up and offered to tow the cyclist but wouldn't let him put the dirty bike in his car.</p> <p>Since the cyclist was tried and there were no other cars around, he agreed to being towed.</p> <p>The Ferrari driver tied the bike to his car and then said to the cyclist; "OK, we're ready. If I drive too fast, ring the bell and I'll slow down."</p> <p>He then set off but at the first set of traffic lights, a Porsche pulled up next to him.</p> <p>The Ferrari Driver instantly forgot about the cyclist tied to his car and started to race the Porsche. As they raced down the road, they went through a speed trap.</p> <p>The policeman with the speed gun radioed the officers further down the road and said; "You've got a Ferrari and a Porsche coming your way at over 100mph."</p> <p>"100mph?! Isn't that the fastest speed ever recorded on this road?" the officers replied.</p> <p>"Yeah" said the cop with the speed gun, "But get this. There's a cyclist behind them ringing his bell to go past." </p>