http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/ CityCyclingEdinburgh Forum » Topic: I got rear ended by a cyclist en Mon, 18 May 2026 06:24:23 +0000 http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/topic.php?id=16771#post-228233 Wed, 24 Aug 2016 21:45:11 +0000 sallyhinch 228233@http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/ <p>I'm not a wasp, just a tiny flying thing, but you should have seen what happened when I scored a bullseye on a cyclist's eye just as she hit a fast downhill stretch on a bend. She couldn't take a hand off the handlebars and she didn't want to stop because there was a steep climb up after, so she just had to finish the descent with tears streaming down the side of her face from the pain. Classic! Almost worth the loss of three of my legs and a wing. </p> http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/topic.php?id=16771#post-228172 Wed, 24 Aug 2016 12:02:13 +0000 wishicouldgofaster 228172@http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/ <p>Just wait until we really get grumpy when we get kicked out the hoose next month</p> <p>Bzzzz </p> http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/topic.php?id=16771#post-228167 Wed, 24 Aug 2016 11:47:34 +0000 dougal 228167@http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/ <p>I got trapped under some numpty's helmet chin strap so jabbed him one in the neck. And when he started flapping his arms about I took a wrong turning and flew inside his jacket and ended up rattling round in his armpit for a few seconds. Still it was funny to watch him leap off his bike with a serious need to take all his clothes off <em>right the noo</em>.</p> <p>- Thon Waps </p> http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/topic.php?id=16771#post-228123 Tue, 23 Aug 2016 17:50:20 +0000 panyagua 228123@http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/ <p>Something similar happened to me a couple of weeks ago but the eejit was wearing some plastic thing on his head and I got caught in one of the holes in it. Luckily he was a baldy so I was able to get him with a really juicy sting right on the scalp and then buzz off before he even got the chance to see me. I had a right laugh watching him wince in pain and whip his helmet off just as the lights changed!</p> <p>stripey_b*****d </p> http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/topic.php?id=16771#post-228120 Tue, 23 Aug 2016 16:14:55 +0000 DaveC 228120@http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/ <p>This morning I was going along minding my own business when some eejit cyclists bumps into me from behind. Next thing I know I'm attached to his knee going up and down. I tried to get off but was trapped in his leg hair. So I stung the him, but then the eejit swipped at me and the second time he caught me properly and I went tumbling away. But not before I got him good and proper. I expect he's whining about it at his work. That'll serve him right!</p> <p>Said the wasp..... </p>