http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/ CityCyclingEdinburgh Forum » Topic: Gloriously Unhinged en Tue, 19 May 2026 22:47:39 +0000 http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/topic.php?id=18847#post-283218 Wed, 23 May 2018 11:03:06 +0000 unhurt 283218@http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/ <p>Pineapple slices on the horn? </p> http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/topic.php?id=18847#post-283214 Wed, 23 May 2018 10:10:02 +0000 I were right about that saddle 283214@http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/ <p>@unhurt</p> <p>No, but you will have a vision of a unicorn made of gammon. </p> http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/topic.php?id=18847#post-283213 Wed, 23 May 2018 10:04:37 +0000 Arellcat 283213@http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/ <p><em>EDIT: I decided it's all satire, and am now giggling profusely.</em></p> <p>Remember the CatClaw, that was designed to mount on footways, and puncture errant car tyres? Turns out it was 'invented' to provoke debate. </p> http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/topic.php?id=18847#post-283210 Wed, 23 May 2018 10:00:48 +0000 unhurt 283210@http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/ <p>If I read that, will I start wondering darkly if humanity should even be allowed? </p> http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/topic.php?id=18847#post-283205 Wed, 23 May 2018 09:38:45 +0000 Frenchy 283205@http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/ <p>Somehow I'd literally never considered reading the comments under a Telegraph article until now.</p> <p>I was happier 5 minutes ago.</p> <p>EDIT: I decided it's all satire, and am now giggling profusely. </p> http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/topic.php?id=18847#post-283202 Wed, 23 May 2018 09:32:08 +0000 I were right about that saddle 283202@http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/ <p><a href="https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/05/22/smart-traffic-lights-always-turn-green-trialled-britains-roads/">The mini roundabouts are so small cars don't have an idea what to do which causes traffic.</a></p> <p>That's from the comments, but the whole thing is shot through with magical and paradoxical thinking. </p>