http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/ CityCyclingEdinburgh Forum » Topic: Bike Limericks / Poetry on a grey Monday en Sun, 19 Apr 2026 15:22:53 +0000 http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/topic.php?id=2257#post-23997 Mon, 14 Feb 2011 23:00:54 +0000 Arellcat 23997@http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/ <p>"We don't care for that, down our way"<br /> Said the Morningsiders with dismay<br /> "Those northerly routes<br /> of precarious commutes...<br /> Our society's in disarray!" </p> http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/topic.php?id=2257#post-23988 Mon, 14 Feb 2011 20:54:17 +0000 wingpig 23988@http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/ <p>If the Binghamites wish me be shoed...<br /> If they found prior limericks rude...<br /> They might halt their abuse<br /> through wee motorbike use<br /> of the path where their dogs have all pooed. </p> http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/topic.php?id=2257#post-23981 Mon, 14 Feb 2011 18:33:48 +0000 cb 23981@http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/ <p>If people from Bingham are rueing<br /> This afternoon's CCE viewing<br /> They may think it just<br /> Even fun, if you must<br /> To give old Wingpig a good shoeing </p> http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/topic.php?id=2257#post-23965 Mon, 14 Feb 2011 17:25:43 +0000 wingpig 23965@http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/ <p>Whilst the north can be subject to <a href="http://edinburghnews.scotsman.com/topstories/Cyclist-beaten-and-stabbed-by.2504194.jp">yobbery</a>,<br /> (and, in Pilrig, regretfully, <a href="http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/topic.php?id=1754">robbery</a>),<br /> the south's two great fails<br /> (Bingham and Wester Hailes)<br /> should preclude latitudinal snobbery. </p> http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/topic.php?id=2257#post-23953 Mon, 14 Feb 2011 16:16:21 +0000 kaputnik 23953@http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/ <p>There once was an audax to dunbar<br /> On paper it didn't seem too far<br /> The wind it did blow<br /> It made the hills slow<br /> And to my brevet card I said "au revoir" </p> http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/topic.php?id=2257#post-23948 Mon, 14 Feb 2011 15:36:52 +0000 ruggtomcat 23948@http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/ <p>wicked :) </p> http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/topic.php?id=2257#post-23945 Mon, 14 Feb 2011 15:26:18 +0000 cb 23945@http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/ <p>Cyclists in the north of our city<br /> Demand our regret and our pity<br /> Whilst the Innocent's brill<br /> And the Meadows all thrill<br /> The paths in the north are all sh.. shambolic. </p> http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/topic.php?id=2257#post-23928 Mon, 14 Feb 2011 14:37:39 +0000 ruggtomcat 23928@http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/ <p>One morning while I was out riding,<br /> A van had a go at side swiping,<br /> There was fear in his eyes<br /> When I stopped at the lights<br /> And gave him a bloody good hiding! </p> http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/topic.php?id=2257#post-23918 Mon, 14 Feb 2011 14:10:43 +0000 Stepdoh 23918@http://citycyclingedinburgh.info/bbpress/ <p>My bike is a red GSR, it was made in a land afar.<br /> It was rescued near dead, from somebody's shed.<br /> And I use it instead of a car. </p>