Midge had made it big and took his wee Ma fae he gorbals for a drive in the Hollywood hills. They parked and looked down the San fernando valley to the White houses of LA on a gloriously sunny day.
what do you think ma? Said Midge
Terrrible, said Wee Ma
why, said Midge
look at aw they houses on a great drying day an' none o' them wi' their washing ooot said Ma
today, inconceivably for 01.11.14 is a great drying day