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Wildlife lowlight of the week

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  • Started 5 years ago by dessert rat
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  1. Greenroofer
    Member

    @IWRATS. Thank you. I shall try that next time. This time we casseroled it with celery and carrots and stuff.

    I've now added a large, strong, plastic bag to my audax kit, to take advantage of future bounty that I come across.

    It was definitely a free-range bird, but any pretence that it was wild was countered by the quantity of grain in its crop: at this time of year, birds just don't find lots of grain lying around...

    Posted 3 years ago #
  2. gembo
    Member

    there was a deer reported on Balerno Moans the other week, I will notify @greenroofer. I was out the next day on the A70 and just one wee hoof the Highways people missed

    Posted 3 years ago #
  3. Greenroofer
    Member

    This morning, on the wall of our front hall, there was a New Zealand Flatworm.

    I have never seen one inside the house before. It did look a bit sick, without the lively activity that shows you clearly that they are a predator rather than prey. As I do with these whenever I see them, I hastened its journey to the way of all flesh.

    Now feeling a bit queasy as, reading the article linked above, I see that one of the reasons birds don't eat them is that they don't taste nice, and the reason we know they don't taste nice is that the chap after whom they are named tasted two. Bleurgh.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  4. Frenchy
    Member

    the chap after whom they are named tasted two.

    Imagine going to all that effort and tribulation, and it's only the named after you in latin...

    Posted 3 years ago #
  5. acsimpson
    Member

    "..the way of all flesh."

    ...
    "Now feeling a bit queasy"

    After your pheasant tales I'm just not quite sure what to make of this.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  6. gembo
    Member

    Arthur Dent?

    Posted 3 years ago #
  7. unhurt
    Member

    Woke up at 03:30 last night to the sounds of a mouse (or something mouse sized) on a mission under my bed. They have broken the rules - Big hall cupboard? Under the fridge? Occasional forays across the living room rug when they think I'm not there? These I have deemed "respecting the ceasefire". Waking me up with furtive scrabblings below my scratcher? This shall not stand.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  8. Rosie
    Member

    @unhurt - My red lines are on the cooker and in the cupboards and drawers. That really is deep in my territory. Terminate with extreme prejudice.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  9. unhurt
    Member

    Happily I haven't yet detected any signs in kitchen cupboards or at worktop level. I might have very non-arboreal mice? (Or, perhaps more likely, there's plenty crumbs to eat at floor level - might also be why they ignore the bait when I set traps.)

    Posted 3 years ago #
  10. minus six
    Member

    @unhurt if the bait is being ignored, you might be facing a different beast

    leave a biscuit out on the floor

    if its nibbled, you have mice, if its gone, you have...

    Posted 3 years ago #
  11. minus six
    Member

    a cheap motion sensor wildlife cam also reveals the 3am intruder

    Posted 3 years ago #
  12. ejstubbs
    Member

    @unhurt: Happily I haven't yet detected any signs in kitchen cupboards or at worktop level.

    Have you checked the toaster's crumb tray, and under the microwave? (Based on the wife's accounts of when she had an infestation of souris in her rather pleasant ground floor flat on Magdala Crescent. Which is just a bit less pleasant now that it's had an 'executive development' built across the road from it.)

    As for red lines: I'm reliably informed that meese have a charming tendency to dribble urine as they patter around. That puts my red lines firmly at the external walls of the building.

    [A few years ago we had a panic because we thought we'd found rat poos in the kitchen bin. Then we remembered that we'd badly over-roasted some pine kernels the day before. How we laughed.]

    Posted 3 years ago #
  13. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    Zoophagy was an actual thing in Victorian times. There is a famous account of one such side-burned maniac dining on panther and declaring it 'sweetish'.

    Flatworms would be bread and butter to those dudes.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  14. dessert rat
    Member

    Zoophagy was an actual thing in Victorian times

    William Buckland was the rockstar of Zoophagy, tried to eat pretty much one of everything. I read his account of eating a mole, was horrific.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  15. gembo
    Member

    Mice are incontinent so constant streamie.

    When I stayed in thistle st about twenty years back, Lyon and turn bull closed it auctioneer business and fishers took over. The rats became disturbed in their habits and moved along to our basement spaces. We stayed second floor so never troubled us but had lot of junk down there that had to go. The shops on the ground floor had more trouble if you ever bought a sandwich, glasses or beauty treatments?

    Posted 3 years ago #
  16. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    William Buckland was the rockstar of Zoophagy

    That's him! I believe even the SAS are forbidden from eating city rats.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  17. Rosie
    Member

    My upstairs neighbour's washing machine leaked water in my hallway. My neighbour blamed mice for chewing through the pipes.

    The sump pipe of my washing machine has sprung a leak as well, and when the guys come and install a new machine (no parts for the old one) I'll check the pipe for tooth marks.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  18. Rosie
    Member

    Also if the subject of rodents comes up - we had rats one time - the neighbour loves to tell of his mate touching rat pee, contracting Leptospirosis and dying a horrible death.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  19. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    @Rosie

    Not even Google can find it now, but one of the finest ever posts on CCE (better even than a Spokes dropped kerb update) was Brother Bax's exposition on the hallucinations induced by eating pasta contaminated with rat urine.

    Some would say they are ongoing and possibly spreading.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  20. Frenchy
    Member

  21. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    Great powers @Frenchy. Great powers.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  22. chdot
    Admin

    Potentially good news, but plenty previous discussion on this thread.

    This government has stated repeatedly that we intend to bring an end to the illegal killing of raptors and to bring in whatever measures are necessary to achieve this. Addressing wildlife crime remains a key priority both for this Government, and for me personally.

    https://www.gov.scot/publications/werritty/

    Posted 3 years ago #
  23. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    There are about 2,000 golden eagles in Scotland at any given time. They eat about 500g of meat each per day year-round. Mixture of carrion, hares, grouse, crows, rats, rabbits and anything else they can get their claws into. Say 500kg of grouse a day, 180 tonnes a year?

    The density of grouse on an industrial moor is about 1.5 per hectare so the Scottish population on the 1.6 million hectares of moor is 2.3 million birds, total mass 1,600 tonnes.

    So the loss is non-trivial but you wonder why they risk six months in prison over it.

    The answer is the demanding nature of the rich people who pay to shoot the birds. They think of themselves as very special and are incandescent if large numbers of grouse are not put in front of them. Grouse are very scared of eagles and will bug out or sit cowering if they see one. This makes the actual shoot hard to manage and is the reason the estates kill birds of prey.

    What needs regulated, as ever, is rich people's greed and sense of entitlement.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  24. chdot
    Admin

    “What needs regulated, as ever, is rich people's greed and sense of entitlement.“

    Can be regulated??

    Posted 3 years ago #
  25. chdot
    Admin

    Perhaps Rishi Sunak should carefully read the ‘Seven principles of Public Life’ to make sure he is fulfilling the two principles of ‘Honesty and Leadership’

    https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/nov/27/huge-wealth-of-sunaks-family-not-declared-in-ministerial-register

    Posted 3 years ago #
  26. Frenchy
    Member

    Can be regulated??

    We could certainly regulate away their status as "rich people".

    Posted 3 years ago #
  27. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    fOR SOME VALUES OF 'WE' THIS WILL BE TRUE. Sorry bout the CAPS LOCK.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  28. Rosie
    Member

    @IWRATS/Frenchy - thanks both - a lesson learned - I confess to thinking food on the floor not totally verboten.

    Also thanks to bax for being a guinea pig.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  29. gembo
    Member

    I do like the thread but is also possible the Bax-San bratwurst had been impregnated by Russian agents from the future come back in time to do him in for future environmental work in the Taiga/Tundra.? So not the floor pee but the sausage?

    Posted 3 years ago #
  30. minus six
    Member

    its fair to say that my mental health has never recovered

    PS if you want a fright, buy a UV torch and turn it on in a darkened kitchen

    and you thought it was clean of bacteria...

    Posted 3 years ago #

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