"(and you can get an enormous amount in some pockets) "
I know - I can get a pair of trousers in one Humvee rear pocket and a spare jumper in the other, alongside all the usual phone, keys, cards, receipts, antihistamines, receipts, oatcakes and receipts in the other pockets. It's these skin-tight jersey things with wee pockets in the small of the back which don't look very capacious, particularly when worn by people wearing shorts without pockets. Do people still carry old newspapers with them to put down their tops on chilly descents, or has that been supplanted since the invention of the merino sheep?