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Mind control beams fae Fife target Edinburgh

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  • Started 4 years ago by unhurt
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  1. unhurt
    Member

  2. gembo
    Member

    Bizarre behaviour in the Leith area, who’d a thunked it?

    27% of the readers of the article felt it was plausibloe

    Posted 4 years ago #
  3. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    The scaffolding under the Christmas market is a HAARP relay station. Pass it on.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  4. CycleAlex
    Member

    Bloody Fifers trying to ruin the tram extension.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  5. Arellcat
    Moderator

    Ha, I was reading this article just last night. Perhaps unhurt and I were prey to the same algorithm of "you might like this".

    Interesting link in that article to "The Roslin Hum". I haven't noticed it, but in my last place, Fairmilehead direction, it was 'definitely' a thing and I found it absolutely maddening, every single night.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  6. acsimpson
    Member

    A hum that can be heard while traffic passes. It seems the mind control beam works by making people use their cars.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  7. CycleAlex
    Member

    Believe in wild conspiracies and complete nonsense? You might like: The Brexit Party

    Posted 4 years ago #
  8. Frenchy
    Member

    Surprised that they didn't make the obvious link to Mossmorran. Clearly the mind control device only works if you're looking in the right direction, hence the need to send up a signal in Fife every now and then in order to get everybody facing the right way.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  9. wingpig
    Member

    After carefully listening to the instructions encoded in last night's transmission I am pleased to announce that I could perceive no huge concrete blocks on the bike lanes up the Mound this morning.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  10. neddie
    Member

    It's not working...

    https://twitter.com/edd1e_h/status/1195275794437812225

    Posted 4 years ago #
  11. jdanielp
    Member

    Hmm...

    Posted 4 years ago #
  12. Mandopicker101
    Member

    It's not just HAARP you need to worry about. 5G is going to cause <insert medical condition of your choice here> (see http://sceptical.scot/2019/09/caution-5g-ahead/).

    It might even cause Morgellons, but I wouldn't want to say...

    Posted 4 years ago #
  13. Baldcyclist
    Member

    Doesn't our glorious leader live in Fife now?....

    Posted 4 years ago #
  14. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    I got strawberry footrot from the Woodpecker.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  15. gembo
    Member

    In France you can get tablets for the non-existent condition Heavy Legs

    Posted 4 years ago #
  16. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    Crise de foi. Combination of organ failure and depression.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  17. gembo
    Member

    Crise de Foi do they give Amphetamines for that too?

    Posted 4 years ago #
  18. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    Homeopathic amphetamines.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  19. gembo
    Member

    What do they cost? More than real ones probably

    Posted 4 years ago #
  20. crowriver
    Member

    @gembo, it's all covered by health insurance, hence cost is irrelevant.

    Gliding across the Forth Bridge this morning, I noticed that the aforementioned transmitter had taken on a more sinister countenance than I had ever attributed prior to reading about HAARP. It really does loom commandingly, even menacingly, over the firth.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  21. minus six
    Member

    are you still haarping on about this

    get yersel over to lundin links

    golf course, third tee

    standing stane there reveals all

    youre welcome

    Posted 4 years ago #
  22. gembo
    Member

    That lad still there holding up that stone?

    Posted 4 years ago #
  23. minus six
    Member

    they work in shifts, gembo

    julian cope organises a rota

    Posted 4 years ago #
  24. gembo
    Member

    I saw Copey in lower largo once in his underpants

    Posted 4 years ago #
  25. LaidBack
    Member

    @badlycyclist "Doesn't our glorious leader live in Fife now?"

    An undisclosed coastal location - well below the path of the mind control beams :-)

    Posted 4 years ago #
  26. Cyclingmollie
    Member

    IWRATS:

    I got strawberry footrot from the Woodpecker.

    My favourite exclusion zone explorer, Bionerd, films the Duga from a tower at the start of this video about the Przewalski's horses that thrive there.

    https://youtu.be/vnL8ha3qrs0

    Posted 4 years ago #
  27. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    Oddly delightful film.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  28. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    What do they cost?

    Not much if you pay in homeopathic currency.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  29. gembo
    Member

    @iwrats, I tried that before - i would like to pay for your sugar pills with £1000 pounds please except I wish to water it down by 1000 like your tabs.

    How they laughed all the way to security

    Posted 4 years ago #
  30. gembo
    Member

    Lots of comments about how happy the horses look. Such anthropomorphism is a tad irritating to me.

    The horses are extremely vigilant keeping a very close eye on the film makers throughout the footage. Means lots of face on shots. The horses have an expression as part of their physiognomy which some humans want to describe as happy.

    Cute I can accept. Cuteness in the eye of the beholder. Happy not a transferable concept.

    Nice comment though about them looking like the horses painted on the cave walls at Lascaux.

    Posted 4 years ago #

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