@bill @amir yes that was me
Have bored people enough on Strava so a few lessons learned and observations:
1) Gatorskins are rubbish tyres in the cold and ice - slick and too unsupple
2) I don't bounce as well as I used to (twice)
3) The Carse of Lecropt is really not very flat
4) The 2nd info control was at Archie Stirling's country pile (Scottish Voice nutter etc)
5) If you get a new powerpack cos you can't find the trusted one, RTFM so you know the USB-C port is input only and take appropriate cables. Otherwise you won't be able to charge your phone which will lead to search parties (almost) later
6) If you can't find the cause of a puncture, don't put a new tube in and hope for the best (to be fair, I knew this, was just cold and lazy and nearly got away with it)
7) 6 goes double if you've got a spare tyre waiting in your saddlebag to be put on
8) After pt 6 goes wrong, don't use a C02 inflator on your 2nd last tube in the cold and wet as it will weld itself to the valve (maybe knew/cold/lazy)
9) After 8 goes wrong, hope the pump doesn't stick to the valve of your last tube, and if it does, definitely don't break the valve head off getting it stuck in the pump and putting it out of action
10) St Andrews in the winter in cycling gear at night is amazingly cold
11) A working mobile is almost required to find a phone box these days
12) A working mobile is almost required to find a hotel or B&B at 11pm at night these days
13) If you do find a phone box, it will be out of order, be vandalised or eat your money
14) If you find a fifth phone box, you might be lucky and be able to place a call to your worried wife
15) From the phone box, you might spy a hotel that's not Rusacks or Hotel du Vin and require a second mortgage, AND has one single room left
16) In the morning, while fixing your bike, if you meet a French chef very interested in proceedings, don't mention you've stayed in the hotel and had one of his breakfasts and he will give you a top-up of coffee & croissants (think he thought I'd slept in the phone box. To be fair, I probably looked like I'd slept in the phone box)
17) After returning to Edinburgh by train, when alighting, if by any chance your rear tyre is flat this time, just be glad it got you as far as Leuchars
Here endeth the learnings