Dear Sir
What is it about the people who drive your cars?
I was here today at about 17:00, heading south.
As I slowed to approach the bridge and give way to the oncoming traffic, one of your 3-series models tried to overtake me. I was occupying the 'primary position' on the road, so he was forced to cross the central white line to do this. Shortly after this, he realised the the oncoming traffic really was actually oncoming, so he cut sharply back in front of me, and came extremely close to clipping my front wheel.
We stopped to allow the oncoming traffic to clear the bridge. As we restarted, I continued to occupy the primary position on the road and became aware of a car very close behind me attempting to squeeze past me on the bridge. In this case it was an old model of your 5-series range. He was unable to pass on the bridge, due to my assertive position on the road. As we cleared the bridge he overtook me. Again, as I was occupying the primary position through a difficult bend and junction, he crossed the centre of the road. In this case, it was on a blind corner, and he went round this blind corner on the wrong side of the road simply so he could overtake me. He was followed close behind by a Mercedes Z3 convertible doing the same thing.
So, I respectfully request that you stop doing whatever it is you do to your cars that makes people drive them like suicidal idiots. I don't mind them killing themselves by their stupidity, but I'd rather they didn't take anyone else with them. Particularly me.
Yours etc
(P.S. @SRD Conscious that this incident wasn't as serious as you First Bus one, so I hope you'll excuse the reuse of your title.)