The search for a name for the new Forth Replacement Crossing has been officially launched. Members of the public are being asked to choose a name for the bridge, which is Scotland's largest infrastructure project in a generation. A panel of civic, business and community representatives will consider all entries, and then shortlist names for a final public vote next year.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-20498409
Oooh, I'm sure we can come up with a few suggestions, eh readers?
'Petrolhead Promenade' springs to mind. Or how about 'Wee Eck's Virility Symbol'?
Or there's the pithy 'Massive White Elephant', or 'Public Cash Incinerator'.