CityCyclingEdinburgh Forum » Events, rides etc.

OT - Poetry Reading

(47 posts)
  • Started 6 years ago by I were right about that saddle
  • Latest reply from minus six

  1. Frenchy
    Member

    26th is nae eese, min, I've ariddy got anither do tae ging tull.

    Posted 5 years ago #
  2. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    Frenchy loon ah've nivir kint onbody wis haerder tae get hud o. We'll jist hae tae live stream't.

    Posted 5 years ago #
  3. I were right about that saddle
    Member

  4. gembo
    Member

    That link is just for Masons. Apt though for burns was in the craft.

    I once went to a ceilidh at the Scottish Office in Londn - Dover House with its rope in the stairs for Byron to haul himself up.

    Anyway the under Secretary of State for Scotland (ie our top civil servant) remarked that Mrs Garto and I must have danced the Strip The Willow many times together. Strangely it was our first time. But due to being pished I insisted on going for the reverse interlock grip for the spinning which made us look like pros in Sir Russell's eyes. I was merely trying to stay vertical.

    Posted 5 years ago #
  5. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    David Lidington dressed for Burns Night:

    Posted 5 years ago #
  6. unhurt
    Member

    I attended this performance* last year and will attest that it was An Experience.

    *Lasswade Road, not Downing Street

    Posted 5 years ago #
  7. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    @unhurt

    Thank you for your endorsement. I aim to provide Experiences.

    Posted 5 years ago #
  8. gembo
    Member

    I have supplied cheese and cider tho these may justifiably be consumed by the performer and or spouse as what we theatricals call The Rider.

    Someone at PY or Not PY please ask me what Nna Simone's rider was at the Nick Cave curated Meltdown Festival as recounted in his film 20,000 days on earth

    Posted 5 years ago #
  9. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    Some ither fowk hid i same notion as me, pittin Burns in forrin leids;

    https://twitter.com/Scotland/status/1087741683641475072

    Posted 5 years ago #
  10. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    @Frenchie has just pointed out that I am an idiot;

    Friday, January 26th, 18h00

    Friday 25th of course. Eejit.

    Posted 5 years ago #
  11. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    I am just negotiating a repeat performance of my famous Franco-Caledonian version of Burns' Tam O'Shanter. I'll be oot the country on the 25th this year before burning my passport on my return.

    In the meantime, some found poetry from a whiteboard at work;

    Foreign objects
    Spurting
    Trickling
    Oozing

    Posted 4 years ago #
  12. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    Hamish Henderson's The Speakin Hert which I desperately want to render into Doric. 'Gid' instead of 'gaed', 'gang' instead of 'gae', 'spikkin hairt' in place of 'speaking hert' and so on.

    A puir lad yince an a lad sae trim
    Hi the haw, the gillieflour, hi the thyme!
    A puir lad yince an a lad sae trim
    He loed a lassie wha loedna him.

    Says, she gae fetch to me ye rogue
    Hi the haw, the gillieflour, hi the thyme!
    Says, she gae fetch to me ye rogue
    Your mither’s heart for tae feed my dog

    Tae his mither’s hous gaed this young man
    Hi the haw, the gillieflour, hi the thyme!
    Tae his mither’s hous gaed this young man
    He cut out her heart an awa he ran.

    Nou as he ran he trippit and fell
    Hi the haw, the gillieflour, hi the thyme!
    As he ran he trippit and fell
    An the heart rolled on the grun as well

    Nou the heart it stotted against a stane
    Hi the haw, the gillieflour, hi the thyme!
    The heart it stotted against a stane
    And the laddie heard it makin its mane.

    Nou the heart was greetin and cryin fu sma
    Hi the haw, the gillieflour, hi the thyme!
    The heart was greetin and cryin fu sma
    Are ye hurt my bairn, are ye hurt at aa?

    Posted 4 years ago #
  13. gembo
    Member

    Good old Hamish, I will never forget him rising to his full height and telling his dog to desist one night in PROCTORS BAR. Down Sandy he bellowed

    Posted 4 years ago #
  14. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    Yes I was barred from PROCTORS BAR for singing Elvis Costello's My Aim Is True in a duet, quite possibly by Mr Henderson.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  15. gembo
    Member

    Attila the Stockbroker has a new poem today called Insellaffen. He says it is German for Island Apes.

    He is not a fan of Brexit

    Posted 3 years ago #
  16. minus six
    Member

    They say they're a part of you
    And that's not true you know

    They say they've got control of you
    And that's a lie you know

    They say you will never be free

    [+] Embed the video | Video DownloadGet the Video Plugins

    Posted 2 years ago #
  17. minus six
    Member

    the sound of gunfire off in the distance

    i'm getting used to it now

    [+] Embed the video | Video DownloadGet the Video Plugins

    Posted 2 years ago #

RSS feed for this topic

Reply

You must log in to post.


Video embedded using Easy Video Embed plugin