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This forum can often come across that way, but in reality we are actually, hep cats, with a laconic attitude to life, lithe frames, keen intellects, good sense of humour etc
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The kids came in to find me sitting with an ice lolly having had time to sweep the floor and take the phone messages.
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One can cry uncle or play uncle, but one cannot do uncle (except in the vulgar and probably illegal sense).
/pedant
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Wasn't that the line in Poltergeist?
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"I'm an old man who drives a volvo, I don't do 'racing'."
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Sorryr. I was wearing gembo's gloves
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"Cities are as natural to humans as beehives to bees".
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You couldn't make it up.
(Fortunately)
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