Just back from a second attempt to make sense of the mess that is Haymarket. I should have known the battery reading on my camera might be optimistic when it's been out of action so long :-(
Otherwise it would have recorded the following:
My first right turn onto Torphichen St from W Maitland Instead of Palmerston Pl last time) wasn't as bad as it would be in the dark and rain. I made a deliberately wide approach to it, essentially continuing straight on Until I was about to cross out of my lane, before turning more sharply across the rails. Easy enough if there's space between you and other traffic.
I decided to "experience" the taxi rank bike lane and leave setting off in the right hand lane from Morrison St for another time. The taxi queue was within the rank's boundaries, but as soon as I entered the lane, the first taxi moved off and stopped in the ASL box on red! I came up alongside and gave him a tilted head look of disapproval. Down came the window...
Now, he wasn't abusive, just to give him credit for that at least, and stayed calm. The approximate exchange (The bold quote is my emphasis, not his):
"I know there's not much space, but you know you're not supposed to stop over the ASL" (Cue him reaching his head out of the cab to look down at the ASL box as though he had no idea it was there!)
"What can I do?"
"Well it's illegal to stop in here on a red light. All I'm asking you to do is obey the law"
<Slightly mocking laugh> "The day I see a cyclist obey the law..."
"Oh, come on, don't throw that one at me. You know we're not all law-breakers, any more than you are all saints."
"Yes, I know, but the problem is there's too many of you"
<Smiling> "Well we'd say there are too many taxis!. The fact is that the ASL is there for cyclists' safety and to let us get out of your way quicker."
At that, the lights finally went green and at least he had the sense or decency to wait till I'd gone through the lights before setting off himself, although I don't know if it was his taxi behind me or if he'd done a U-turn (which would have been a reason for letting me go first to avoid a collision).
So, the message is still to get through, unsurprisingly. But hey, no mention of "Road Tax"!
Funnily enough, though I would only have been more forceful in my comments in this situation if I'd had lip off him (since I wasn't in actual peril with us both being stationary), I did find myself trying to be extra diplomatic seeing as we have an attempt to be #Nice to each other over the Haymarket fiasco. If only that could stretch to every interaction between cabbies and cyclists but that day seems a long way off. This guy was one of the older generation but at least gave the impression of not being a complete <insert your choice of phrase here>.