Right, who can explain this...
Yesterday I got a blackthorn puncture (the thorn looked like something out of a mediaeval crucifixion and need pliers to get it out of the tyre) which I fixed after work.
The next day...the tyre is flat. I pull it all apart expecting that the hastily applied patch has gone, but no, it's a new puncture next to the valve stem. So I fix that. I'm out of classic patches but I remember that I have a box of Park instant patches in my shorts so I slap one of them on and go to work. After work the tyre is flat...I kick the bike and use intemperate language in its regard. I apologise to the bike, take the tyre off and seek the new puncture in a sink of water. There is no puncture. I pump the tyre up and go home.
This morning the tyre is hard as a biscuit. No puncture. So...WTF?
Have I discovered the world's first quantum puncture? Are the fron and rear tyres in some sort of entangled state which collapses to flat only if observed? Has someone let my tyre down as a prank? I am properly confused.