I am negatively buoyant in swimming pool water unless I take as deep a breath as I can manage. When fully exhaled I hit the bottom at a rate such that I prefer to land on my feet to avoid an uncomfortable beauttocks thump.
Wingpig is quite correct in referring to me as dense. Unless he meant in the metaphorical sense, in which case: Wingpig is quite correct in referring to me as dense.
The last time I swam in the sea was in my chunky and denser days, and I really can't remember if I tried to sink then, let alone the outcome.
Amusing bone mineral density aside: what about a fatbike? Instinct tells me the extra air won't offset the relative heft of the rest of the beast.
The canal is so shallow that I suspect a bike in this predicament would bob around with the front wheel resting on the bed. If a cowboy happens to be walking past, he could easily lassoo the saddle and rescue the device without anyone else getting wet.
For the record, I located wee blue floofy thanks to the waterproofing of my lights, which at the time were battery powered. I dunno if dynamo devices would cope with immersion as well.