Is "LesterBongs" someone here? I did quite like his/her take on the Say-no-to-20 protest from the viewpoint of the attending dog:
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In a letter to the Evening News, Rover the Dog has sought to disassociate himself from opposition to the 20mph speed limit plans
Rover, aged 7, said "I tried to explain to my owner that the number of Facebook likes on a page doesn't mean anything. I also pointed out that claims of "endless research" would usually be backed up by production of evidence and documentation of that research. They seemed to think an incoherent rant in capital letters about the "clowncil" would mean they had won the argument. "
Rover believed that his owner had seen sense when they left for their morning walk, however things took a turn for the worse when they arrived at Holyrood Park for the start of the demonstration.
"My owner took my ball, so I thought he'd seen sense. Unfortunately he tricked me into turning up. I hoped that he would maybe see sense when he saw the turnout was so pathetically low, but even the sign with the spelling mistake on the front of the disco bus didn't put him off. It was embarrassing."
Despite later taking revenge on his owner by urinating on the hall carpet, Rover has said that his presence at the demonstration had had an impact on his social life.
"I can barely look other dogs in the eye now. They all ask if it was me in the pictures. Grant MacCusker has a lot to answer for."
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