Right now a Daily Wail editor is kicking a sub for not coming up with that as the headline.
If you ever feel the EEN is getting a bit too full of hyperbole you do just need to read the Wail. Fury and chaos abound. I love that they mention her flattening a neighbouring 70s house that she bought, to extend her garden, and that the other residents met to discuss the plans. Then didn't oppose them.... The insinuation as well that the hedges are only there to ensure her privacy (as if that's a bad thing anyway, given rags like the Wail would definitely take every opportunity to by long lens photos to try and somehow cultivate a story out of it), when she's owned the place for a few years and the hedges have clearly been there much longer.
It appears anyway that she has an obligation to trim them twice a year.
Surprised the Wail managed to avoid a dig at the cyclists in the picture going by. But this is typical fodder, get a few photos, probably make up some quotes, create a story (the best I ever saw in the Wail was a pic of Orlando Bloom picking up his son, and.... That was the story, that Orlano Bloom had picked up his son - there was another cracker about Isla Fisher and Ali G on holiday, and that they were keeping a low profile as they liked to stay out of the public eye, especially with their two kids with them etc etc, so the Wail illustrates all of this by having purchased photos from a pap who had taken the photos with some monstrous telephoto, the Wail not dealing in irony terribly well).
Sorry, went off on one there - the second that hateful, xenophobic, sexist, celeb-obsessed rag is shut down the better. If I were in charge, so on and so forth....
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