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  1. gembo
    Member

    Was doing my version of the col du climpy today which Druidh of this parish introduced back in 2010 or so. Hadn't been for a while and a tricky crossroad almost at North Lanarkshire has now been given traffic lights. Stoneyburn now has many speed bumps. But most amazingly the bunting that Festoons stoneyburn Is now red, white, blue, green and gold. They have gone ecumenical. One cottage staying loyal to the red, white and blue and another added in pink. Hope for us all.

    Posted 8 years ago #
  2. kaputnik
    Moderator

    Is there still an old orange SPT sign on the never used bus stop in Woolfords?

    And is there still a big lump of Christmas cake in it?

    Posted 8 years ago #
  3. gembo
    Member

    Xmas cake gone but bus stop still there, waiitng patiently these last twenty years for a bus. In 1987 I was going through Carnwath for reasons I cannot recall, as passenger in car, maybe going down south? As we turned a corner we were nearly taken out by a big orange SPTE bus which we found incongrupoous this far east but Strahclyde Region extended beyond Woolfords up to the model aeroplane flying club.. Woolfords has a new town hall. It is nice, slightly bigger than a hut. Part of the Woolfords, Auchengray and Tabrax Improvement Plan

    Posted 8 years ago #
  4. DrAfternoon
    Member

    I've always suspected that Stoneybridge of Absolutely fame was based on Stoneyburn.

    Posted 8 years ago #
  5. Stickman
    Member

    Does Stoneyburn have a sa-logan?

    Posted 8 years ago #
  6. wee folding bike
    Member

    Absolutely is coming back on the wireless.

    Posted 8 years ago #
  7. gembo
    Member

    Morag's moustache won't be so obvious on the radio.

    The Welsh guy, John sparkes was he in absolutely or was that the earlier one Al fresco?

    Anyway he plays the funeral director in the big lebowski. True.

    Posted 8 years ago #
  8. wingpig
    Member

    Is that the same John Sparkes who voices the farmer in Shaun the Sheep?

    [imdb][/imdb]

    So it is. Naked Video, too.

    Posted 8 years ago #
  9. wee folding bike
    Member

    Hmmmm… IMDB says it's this guy with the modestly priced receptacle in which to convey the remains.

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0445316/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t40

    Posted 8 years ago #
  10. wee folding bike
    Member

    I thought there was an Absolutely link on the BBC Radio 4 page but I can't find it.

    This is from the National:

    http://www.thenational.scot/culture/cult-scottish-comedy-show-absolutely-set-for-comeback-after-22-years.5240

    Posted 8 years ago #
  11. gembo
    Member

    It's our most modestly priced receptacle

    I confess to watching the big lebowski at the weekend with the children. My fourteen year old son particularly taken with Give us the money lebowski or we come back and cut off your Johnson

    John sparkes wiki page has sept 2015 for return of absolutely on the radio apparently after an award winning radio special. I missed that. I loved morwenna banks Prossie women school girl sketches. Sparkes did a sketch about being in the bath which will never leave me but not in a good way.

    Posted 8 years ago #
  12. Stickman
    Member

    Frank Hovis's use of a tie has never left me either.

    Posted 8 years ago #
  13. gembo
    Member

    Yes it was Frank Hovis of the famous follow through, thanks kind of for the reminder. The radio shows will be four in number and wiki claims will be recorded in Oran Mor in August and sept.

    Posted 8 years ago #
  14. gembo
    Member

    research reveals that the west lothian village of Breich, somewhere between addiewell and stoneyburn was used as the backdrop for stoneybridge, theough the actual bridge was down at warriston and other shots were also not in west lothian.

    THey had a character McGlashan. THere is one sketch i remember (which was slightly boring to watch) they kept cutting to him cycling from the central belt to the english border. McGlashan was always on the point of success and then his rampant xenophobia would trip him up. AnywaY he gets to the border, crosses over, shouts out poofters then turns round and goes home. Beware the McGlashans of this world, not sure how he will be received in Oran Mor? Probably with cheers. In I'm sorry I haven't a clue I always cheer when they do Hamish/Dougal/You'll have had your tea

    Posted 8 years ago #
  15. cb
    Member

    I like the McGlashan sketch where he is in the pub claiming that the Scots have invented pretty much everything, including the English.

    We took a detour on our Outer Hebrides cycle tour to visit Stoneybridge, barely even a hamlet and nothing like the Absolutely version.

    Posted 8 years ago #
  16. Stickman
    Member

    Absolutely is on All4 (Channel 4 version of iplayer). Will be catching up on some forgotten favourites.

    I have turned in to Calum Gilhooly: when choosing a jacket I do like lots of pockets.

    Posted 8 years ago #
  17. gembo
    Member

    pockets are great, you can keep things in them

    Actually, was it Jack Docherty who played McGlashan? as he is sadly not part of the reuonion, neither the earlier award winning programme a couple of years back nor the next four radio shows. Shame, COme on Jack still got time to change your mind. Unity is Strength.

    Also on the channel 4 iplayer - Father Ted obviously and Black Books and Friday Night Dinner.

    Posted 8 years ago #
  18. wee folding bike
    Member

    Wearing zip off Kiwis with 8 pockets, 9 if you count the one for phones which is inside one of the other pockets.

    Posted 8 years ago #
  19. gembo
    Member

    Watched the first episode ever of absolutely on Channel 4 iplayer. Eldest daughter said she nearly laughed at some bits. THe show is 40 mins long and some sketches clearly too leisurely. More surreal than funny. Morwenna Banks Little Girl remains timelessly brill.

    In bizarre coincidence. Mr Don and Mr George take the remains of their landlady who had spontaneously combusted to the undertaker played by John Sparkes which sparked all this off in my head as John Sparkes played undertaker in Big Lebowski - It is our MOST modestly proced receptacle. Anyway as the landlady is already ash they go for burial. John is helpful as the ash is small he produces a big matchbox. Mr DOn and Mr George baulk at this but inside the matchbox is a demonstration version of a model coffin, very small. They use this, blowing the ash off the table etc. John then suggests a black roller skate instead of a hearse. Surley the Coen Bros borrowed from this for Walter and Il Duderino's trip to the crem?

    Posted 8 years ago #

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