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"Thieves steal huge chunk of school football pitch"

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  • Started 10 years ago by chdot
  • Latest reply from Cyclingmollie

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  1. chdot
    Admin

    http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/crime/thieves-steal-huge-chunk-of-school-football-pitch-1-3851996

    Posted 10 years ago #

  2. Wilmington's Cow
    Member

    "Community leaders today blasted the thieves for stealing from young children."

    Comments like that always seem to me to suggest that stealing from adults is therefore okay. Obviously it's not the intention, but...

    Posted 10 years ago #

  3. kaputnik
    Moderator

    They'll never find it unless someone grasses them up.

    Ahthankyaw

    Posted 10 years ago #

  4. Wilmington's Cow
    Member

    A perfectly pitched pun.

    Posted 10 years ago #

  5. acsimpson
    Member

    Have you been reading the comments kaputnik?

    Posted 10 years ago #

  6. Stickman
    Member

    As long as it's not synthetic outrage.

    Posted 10 years ago #

  7. Wilmington's Cow
    Member

    Quite turf thinking up grass puns.

    Posted 10 years ago #

  8. Stickman
    Member

    Hopefully the forces of lawn order will catch up with them.

    Posted 10 years ago #

  9. acsimpson
    Member

    They're bringing a rye smile to my face.

    Posted 10 years ago #

  10. Stickman
    Member

    Not sure I can handle any mower puns.

    Posted 10 years ago #

  11. acsimpson
    Member

    The shear volume of those would be excessive.

    Posted 10 years ago #

  12. paddyirish
    Member

    The thieves must have been green with envy.

    Posted 10 years ago #

  13. Cyclingmollie
    Member

    The sward of justice must fall upon them.

    Posted 10 years ago #

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