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  1. dougal
    Member

    I try to fly the flag for grotesque mis-shapen turnip lanterns at Halloween, as being more "traditional" like. Though this year there's a couple of events I want to take a lantern to so I'm going to try using LED tealights as a nod to the twenty-first century.

    Anyone else favour the smell of burning neep and danger to your fingers over the new-fangled pumpkin?

    Posted 8 years ago #
  2. wingpig
    Member

    I was going to attempt a turnip (to be lit with a bike light rather than a flame) whilst the eldest does the easier pumpkin. My plan was to slice off the flat end, jigsaw out a big chunk then pour a kettleful of water into the middle and leave it to soften for a while before the fine-tuning.

    Posted 8 years ago #
  3. dougal
    Member

    Softening it up seems worth trying!

    Posted 8 years ago #
  4. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    I found a working rear bike light lying on Craigmillar Hill yesterday. It will now have to be installed inside a carved turnip - excellent prompt @dougal, thanks.

    Next up - trick and treat OUT penny for the guy IN. Christmas OUT Hogmanay IN. Local festivals for local people.

    Posted 8 years ago #
  5. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    But I won't hesitate to use a Dremel on it.

    Posted 8 years ago #
  6. Min
    Member

    LED tealights

    Great idea. I still have a very fond memory of the time Dev from Up The Brae lifted the lid off my neep and blew, only to find a small torch instead of a candle. :-)

    Pumpkins are MUCH easier to carve. The downside is, they don't taste of anything.

    Posted 8 years ago #
  7. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    @Min

    "Dev from Up The Brae"

    Who from what? Not even Googly helps me here.

    Posted 8 years ago #
  8. neddie
    Member

    Roasted pumpkin seeds are delicious though...

    Posted 8 years ago #
  9. cb
    Member

    I thought everyone knew Dev. You know, from up The Brae.

    Posted 8 years ago #
  10. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    @cb

    I once met a lady who knew nothing about the years 1985 to 2012 but she'd just escaped from a rather sinister convent.

    Posted 8 years ago #
  11. Min
    Member

    Aye indeed. His name was Dev and he lived up the brae as opposed to myself who lived doon the brae.

    Brae meaning hill.

    Posted 8 years ago #
  12. kaputnik
    Moderator

    I've traditionally always gone for turnip, but the o/h said that it wasn't possible to buy a whole turnip at Meadowbank Sainsburys, only those half/quarter, shrink-wrapped portions.

    So we went with an edible pumpkin as a compromise so at least we can eat the innards.

    Posted 8 years ago #
  13. jdanielp
    Member

    I was at dinner at a colleague of my girlfriend's last night and she presented us with a roast squash stuffed with macaroni cheese as part of the main course, which proved to be delicious. I'm glad it wasn't a turnip...

    Posted 8 years ago #
  14. There's nothing as evocative of a 70s childhood than the smell of burning neep lantern lid!

    Down with the rampant Americanisation & commercialisation of Halloween and bring back guising and guisers, neep lanterns and dookin' for nuts and apples!

    Posted 8 years ago #
  15. unhurt
    Member

    Burnt neep is THE smell of Halloween! I still like it better, even though as the oldest of four I spent a fair part of later childhood Halloweens charged with the task of hollowing out a series of the rock-hard things, at some risk to my fingers.

    Baking potatoes make cute mini-lanterns. Ironically middle class brother once made a celeriac lantern.

    Posted 8 years ago #
  16. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    @Min

    "Brae meaning hill."

    I prefer 'monadh' or 'cnoc'. Scots is so limited.

    Posted 8 years ago #
  17. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    "There's nothing as evocative of a 70s childhood than the smell of burning neep lantern lid!"

    Power cut anyone?

    Posted 8 years ago #
  18. dougal
    Member

    Bell pepper lanterns are quick to make and limit risk to fingers.

    Posted 8 years ago #
  19. AKen
    Member

    Best tool for excavating the inside of a neep is a melon baller.

    (What do you mean you don't have a melon baller? Try looking in the cutlery drawer - it's the kind of thing that generates spontaneously into existence of its own accord. Like pen caps or odd socks.)

    Posted 8 years ago #
  20. wingpig
    Member

    Co-op on Bruntsfield Place had whole swedes. I assume one of the vegetaria on Argyle Place might do them with their roots more intact.

    The spicy pumpkin soup offered by Coyaba was magnificent; it will one day be reverse-engineered from the memory of the taste. Might make some pumpkin and turnip soup this evening if I have enough cumin and turmeric left.

    Posted 8 years ago #
  21. dougal
    Member

    In the past I've used a spoon with some degree of success. I suppose a melon baller is a spoon with a sharp edge and a tight curve to really maximise effectiveness.

    Posted 8 years ago #
  22. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    Got a whole-ish swede of acceptable size at Sainsburys Cameron Toll. I've got an apple corer, a zester, a mandolin, a pasta machine and a kitchen blow-lamp when what I really need is an artistic mouse.

    They also had real pumpkins at £3 and plastic ones at £12. Kids these days.

    Posted 8 years ago #
  23. Darkerside
    Member

    Just for reference:

    Apply pressure to stump and elevate.
    Place severed digit in cling film, then tea towel, then ice. Not directly in ice.
    Navigate oneself to the nearest A&E, remembering to take packed digit along too.

    For bonus points, make the most of the blood with a really authentic costume...

    Posted 8 years ago #
  24. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    @Darkerside

    Used a teaspoon, so now have a pleasantly resonant hollowed shell and all my fingers.

    Now to incise the design with a razor-sharp Japanese kitchen knife....

    Posted 8 years ago #
  25. wingpig
    Member

    Weeny solid swedes in Sainsbury. Huge soft ones in the Marchmont veg shop.

    Posted 8 years ago #
  26. Cyclingmollie
    Member

    I prefer 'monadh' or 'cnoc'. Scots is so limited.
    I'll see your monadh and cnoc and raise you loan, fell and law.

    Posted 8 years ago #
  27. wingpig
    Member

    We don't have a lah-di-dah melon baller, but the lemon zester worked quite well on the soft Argyle turnip. Occurs to me that an excavated turnip would be a good decoy serving vessel for mango sorbet.

    Posted 8 years ago #
  28. crowriver
    Member

    I used to be so chauvinistic about always carving a real neep at Hallowe'en. In recent years, I've been converted to pumpkins: they are just so much easier to carve! Alas you canna make haggis and clapshot with the innards... :-(

    Posted 8 years ago #
  29. crowriver
    Member

    Got the bairns to draw designs. I did the carving. Two slightly used birthday candles suffice for light sources. A smiley cat and an undead thingamabob.

    Posted 8 years ago #
  30. acsimpson
    Member

    @crowriver, colour might be easier to spell without the u too. Likewise Humour.

    Posted 8 years ago #

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