Cyclists are a menace and should be banned from the roads
"There’s a two-wheeled menace terrorising our already crowded roads – say it with me – ‘the cyclist’.
He, and, yes, it is almost always a he, some balding MAMIL (Middle-aged Man In Lycra) sweating away, holding up traffic, causing accidents and generally being a total liability on the modern highway.
It’s hard to know where to begin when listing all that’s wrong with bikes, cycling and the fact they’re even allowed on a quiet lane let along a busy London road, because there’s so many things, paired with the fact surely anyone with half a brain can see they’re absurd.
But let’s try."
This drivel continues here:
http://metro.co.uk/2015/11/05/cyclists-are-a-menace-and-should-be-banned-from-the-roads-5482050/
All I can say is "must try harder, Yvette Caster!"
Apparently she's a "Senior reporter" at the Metro. Helpfully, she invites us to give her a piece of our mind (140 chars or less).
"Tweet me @YvetteCaster "
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