I've had an idea for a bike alarm. I expect it's been had before. Do you know where to buy one? If not (and you are an [electronic] engineer), can you provide a parts list and circuit diagram so that I can build one myself.
It works like this...
On the wall in the house I have a box with a key-switch on it and an indicator light. Inside the box is a shrieker and a power source. Leading from the box are two wires that go into my bike shed. In the bike shed they terminate in a socket each. In the bike shed I have a long wire with a plug on each end.
When I want to secure my bikes, I lock them with my choice of lock (although this is optional). I then thread the long wire through the bikes and plug the ends into the sockets I mentioned earlier. This completes a circuit to the box in the house. I then go into the house and switch the box 'on'. The light on it comes on. If someone cuts the wires (or just unplugs them) the box will start shrieking.
So basically the box monitors the circuit and shrieks as soon as it's broken. It doesn't matter where the wires are cut (even between the bike shed and the house) it will still start shrieking. So there's no way to remove the bikes without the alarm going off, and because the alarm's in the house, there's nothing a thief can do to disarm it before they nick the bikes.
Does it exist already? Can you help me build one?