http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-35472617
Police say there is not enough evidence to prosecute a hit-and-run driver who accelerated into a cyclist - despite the incident being captured on video.
The video clearly shows the car number plate, but it was a hire vehicle and Nottinghamshire Police said it cannot prove who was driving.
If this had happened to me, and I had also captured it perfectly on a camera, and the law said "Sorry Guv, can't prove who it was". Well, you know how I'd be feeling.
Sorry to ruin Hankchief's "light relief" vibe.