I was on a Boris Bus a couple of weeks ago. I could have walked from Shaftesbury Ave to Hyde Pk faster but that wasn't the bus's fault and the 10 yr old was too tired to walk.
It was noisier than I remember the Routemasters being. I thought it was a hybrid but if it was then the diesel was running all the time.
OTOH the new S7/S8 stock subway trains are lovely.
Bike is still the best way to get round London.