This weekend.
You don't have to be messenger or have tattoes. Possibly.
http://ssec17.com/
"Prepare yourself for a weekend of beer fuelled shenanigans, bike snobbery and ceilidh music. Its an irony not lost on us that as we prepare to welcome friends from all over Europe we are at the same time engaged in a bitter divorce from the institution that has done more than anything to bring us together. Bugger Brexit, our country may be in cultural regression and our economy in freefall but we still have whisky and bikes and some of the sweetest natural trails you can find anywhere. Welcome to all."
Definitely a flourescent free zone!