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signage you have known: enlightening / baffling / intriguing

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  1. unhurt
    Member

    Backreading the terrible surfaces thread and inspired by @ARobComp's spot in Cuba of a "huge sign that read (in Spanish of course) "Che Guevara Artificial Insemination Plant""

    Seen outside Brandon, Manitoba:

    DOUGLAS BULL TEST STATION
    Bulls Tested to Perform!

    It's the exclamation point that pleased me!

    Share your signage spots - images nice if possible (especially if sign is text free).

    Posted 1 week ago #
  2. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    I like the hierarchy of care here.

    Posted 1 week ago #
  3. Arellcat
    Moderator

    Does that sign mean that even livestock are meant to dismount?

    Posted 1 week ago #
  4. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    @Arellcat

    No. Punctuation is important.

    Though livestock should of course dismount once they're done.

    Posted 1 week ago #
  5. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    PS I will buy anyone who can supply a grid reference for that sign within one week a beer.

    Posted 1 week ago #
  6. unhurt
    Member

    It can have this one: MC035165

    I claim a beer.

    (You said "supply a grid reference for that sign". You didn't it had to be the actual grid reference for the location of that sign.)

    Posted 1 week ago #
  7. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    You may collect your beer at that grid reference. I hear you're a decent swimmer?

    Posted 1 week ago #
  8. unhurt
    Member

    Note to self: create spreadsheet of pub grid references for future reference.

    Posted 1 week ago #
  9. Seen at the side of a cyclepath in Kranjska Gora, Slovenia. Not sure how many cyclists were guilty of such fouling, but someone obviously felt the need to create a 'No pooing' sign!

    Slovenian sign

    Posted 1 week ago #
  10. unhurt
    Member

    Ha! I was expecting a stylized road sign not a full colour illustration.

    Posted 1 week ago #
  11. Iain McR
    Member

    see in Lanzarote recently, it's all about the eyes.


    Load of old bull


    No Croc

    Posted 1 week ago #
  12. unhurt
    Member

    That bull (buffalo?) is clearly feeling judged. Can't a beast gore a person to death in peace?

    Posted 1 week ago #
  13. ih
    Member

    I'm puzzled by these bull and croc signs. Doesn't the red circle with red diagonal mean 'do not do what's illustrated in the circle'. So are the signs aimed at bulls and crocs forbidding them from goring or eating pedestrians?

    Posted 1 week ago #
  14. unhurt
    Member

    I've just spotted that the person in both signs has had a foot bitten off. So perhaps the croc leaves and then the bull shows up to add insult (& goring) to injury?

    Posted 1 week ago #
  15. ih
    Member

    The bull is clearly conflicted. Knows he shouldn't do it, but sees the missing foot and thinks a little bit of goring won't do much more harm.

    Posted 1 week ago #
  16. unhurt
    Member

    I think you've perfectly identified the emotion those sideways eyes are conveying!

    Posted 1 week ago #
  17. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    Croc? I thought the lower sign was warning of those sofa beds that yield suddenly dragging limbs into the mechanism.

    Posted 1 week ago #
  18. Iain McR
    Member

    even with a missing foot, I'd fancy my chances of outrunning the croc - look at its feet/stumps/coasters.

    Posted 1 week ago #
  19. unhurt
    Member

    @Iwrats - sofa beds with eyes? In Lovecraft's Ikea?

    @Iain McR - maybe a bigger crocodile bit them off?

    Posted 1 week ago #
  20. wingpig
    Member

    Three or four of these have appeared in the Morrison-Fountainbridge underWidows cut-through:

    Posted 1 week ago #
  21. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    I didn't have a fresh plate for my camera alas, but I just spotted an advert on the back of a van for a Mobile Disco Locksmith.

    Posted 1 week ago #
  22. Frenchy
    Member

    Was disappointed on a recent journey through Portsoy to discover that the old "Library Police" sign has been removed.

    Posted 1 week ago #
  23. kaputnik
    Moderator

    STROME FERRY
    (No Ferry)

    Posted 1 week ago #
  24. AKen
    Member

    BURNT ISLAND
    (No Island)

    Posted 1 week ago #
  25. kaputnik
    Moderator

    BURNT ISLAND
    (Not burnt)

    Posted 1 week ago #
  26. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    BISHOPBRIGGS
    (No Episcopalism)

    Posted 6 days ago #
  27. unhurt
    Member

    MILNGAVIE
    (No Thoughtful Chap)

    Posted 6 days ago #
  28. wingpig
    Member

    FATTAR

    JUICIAR

    BIGGAR

    Posted 6 days ago #

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