You guys are good at this sort of thing...
My boss is stepping down and we have developed a 'tradition' of celebrating senior people with clever gifts, rather than flowers, money or trinkets. it's lovely really, but being invited to write a limerick about your boss brings out the worst in us all.
So, suggestions for songs/hymns/poems that could easily be adapted to mention someone with a 3 syllable name? or tips for non-rude limericks of haikus?
All and any help appreciated....