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If I didn't know better...

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  • Started 7 years ago by I were right about that saddle
  • Latest reply from gembo

  1. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    I'd say one of 'us' is behind this seditious piece;

    http://bellacaledonia.org.uk/2018/01/12/edinburghs-being-destroyed-by-developers/

    Posted 7 years ago #
  2. gembo
    Member

    These old Victorian public schools built because of the threat from Prussia that was educating it's working classes look quite sturdy still, though their roofs often not in best Nick. Or maybe 'Nik. Still one or two of them not yet sold for flats. Council often sells to lowest bidder (if that bidder hasn't linked planning permission to their bid). My old office which was a villa gifted to the authority went for twice one of those schools but was close to JK's house. One or two others sitting with low numbers and indeed several new build high schools under occupied.

    Similar story with old churches, old swing pools and we, old prisons

    Posted 7 years ago #
  3. chdot
    Admin

    “old swing pools and we”

    Ooh you do have a way with words.

    Opaque too.

    And bizarrely suggestive.

    Posted 7 years ago #
  4. gembo
    Member

    Fecking predictive text

    Should have read

    Old swimming pools and err, prisons

    Drumsheugh and Arlington in Glasgow both private member's baths and both gave trapezes though no one swinging on the trapeze. Swinging elsewhere? Who can say

    Posted 7 years ago #
  5. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    There was a trapeze over the pool in the Drones Club was there not what what?

    Posted 7 years ago #
  6. gembo
    Member

    @IWRATS, the drones had a pool? I thought they just chucked bread rolls at each other?

    Perhaps you can explain why Gembo a wee nyafff who went to the Johnstone high loves the Jeeves stories of Wodehouse. Less keen on blandings or his Nazi sympathies

    Posted 7 years ago #
  7. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    @gembo

    Because they are written by someone who loves both life and language? Because Jeeves and Bertie are the oddest odd couple in literature? Because in your heart you believe yourself to be an Edwardian buck about town?

    Posted 7 years ago #
  8. gembo
    Member

    @IWRATS two out of three ain't bad

    Posted 7 years ago #
  9. ejstubbs
    Member

    I'm not sure about £300K flats being described as "luxury" the flat I used to live in is valued at £295K these days but I wouldn't describe it as "luxury". It's perfectly nice, and well situated in Dean Village, but it's a bog standard three-bedroom flat in a block built about 25-30 years ago. Nice outlook from the sitting room but a poky kitchen and the third 'bedroom' was, well, you wouldn't have got much more than a bed in to it (I used it as an office).

    I've long had my doubts about conversions of non-domestic property. Ever since I saw this on an online estate agent's site, in fact:

    (And in case you're wondering, not that's not a photoshop job, it was a genuine photo which was supposed to attract punters. The web page is still online here if you don't believe me.)

    Posted 7 years ago #
  10. Snowy
    Member

    My sides are actually hurting

    Posted 7 years ago #
  11. gembo
    Member

    Oh, they really did not think that through. Just banged on with the conversion.

    Posted 7 years ago #
  12. Greenroofer
    Member

    It's taken me 24hours and a second look at this to realise what @ejstubbs had against this conversion.

    Posted 7 years ago #
  13. jdanielp
    Member

    @Greenroofer I spotted the awfully patterned sofa straight away.

    Posted 7 years ago #
  14. gembo
    Member

    @greenroofer, you can't NOT see it now and it is nearly the only thing you see apart from as @jdanp says, the sofa.

    Posted 7 years ago #
  15. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    Am I the only person who'd be quite comfortable with that window? Used to be a standard decorative motif back in the day.

    Posted 7 years ago #
  16. dougal
    Member

    Similar motifs adorning entire hillsides in Englandshire.

    Posted 7 years ago #
  17. unhurt
    Member

    Romans liked to make models and put wee wings on them.

    Posted 7 years ago #
  18. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    @Dougal

    Cerne Abbas? I had a snooze on that one fine summer's day.

    Posted 7 years ago #
  19. MediumDave
    Member

    Not just England.

    For example there's a particularly well-shaped sitka plantation near Abington which makes me snigger every time I go down the West Coast on the train.

    You can see it from the motorway too but the view is not quite so good.

    Posted 7 years ago #
  20. earthowned
    Member

    @MediumDave - did you know there is an M74 penis tree appreciation society:

    https://www.facebook.com/Cockofthenorth/

    Posted 7 years ago #
  21. rider73
    Member

    i remember seeing something about Disney artists (and the rest) try and get some penis shaped motif in every movie / cartoon they draw- its like an insider joke.
    i'll try and find it when not at work computer (!!!)

    Posted 7 years ago #
  22. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    'The Cock Of The North' - Planted in 1874 as a phallic symbol to the English invaders, the M74 Penis Trees are a true icon of Scottish culture.

    Featuring in a number of the lesser-known Burns works, they sit resplendent on the south face of Tewsgill hill.

    Now I'm no historian, but there is some considerable date confusion there.

    Posted 7 years ago #
  23. cb
    Member

    Maybe that's "lesser-known Burns" and not "lesser-known works"?

    Posted 7 years ago #
  24. MediumDave
    Member

    @earthowned I did not and I -- wholeheartedly -- approve

    This almost makes me want to join Facebook...

    Posted 7 years ago #
  25. gembo
    Member

    Lollipop?

    Posted 7 years ago #

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