I objected mildly and suggested they get jK to emulate Beatrix potter
I also said that people need peace and quiet despite being willing to pay for concerts. People need to do nothing and take a minute, Maybe even risk some contemplation or boredom. People need to say what shall we do today? Let's go to princes street gardens, walk around, buy a cone, find the RLS monument. Go over the mound find the Spanish civil war memorial, cut back and walk up to the castle ramparts. Watch a butter fly, dodge some homeless people living in the shelters, people watch, wave at the train driver see if she will blow her whistle (you will need a kid for this). Have jolly skipping competition, go into the galleries if it starts to rain, have another cup of tea get the bus home when it starts to get dark, listen to the football scores if it is a Saturday. Have French toast for tea, get the baby sitter, go out to a dinner dance at the Scottish Aviation club. Oh wait I have strayed back to the simpler times of the 1970s and 1980s, this is going to be an Arms Length entity. I object, modestly as it is (as the governor of Glenochil Prison Les McFeckin Bain used to say a presentation of a fait a feckin compli.
Les could put the word feckin inside other words (except where there is an e in feckin he went with a u). I am phoning HQ fur to report the prisoners a running a feckin mok.