In the spirit of the Miles Briggs thread, and given the affection and regard wiith which many on this forum hold Cllr Cook, I thought a dedicated thread might be required for his all-too-frequent media outbursts of rage (whether synthetically manufactured, or genuine howls from whatever passes for his soul).
This is the place for stories about Cllr Cook and his obsessions: 20mph limits, nesting gulls, vandals, parking, etc. Peer fearlessly into the mind of a suburban Edinburgh Conservative.