So it's the first World Heavy Metal Knitting Championship coming up in Finland. A competition a bit like air guitar but for knitters. Some of you will know that Madame IWRATS is an extreme knitter. Entry is by one minute video with contestants knitting to Maniac Abductor's 'Fight or die'.
Not quite off topic because bikes are a good way to transport props across Gullane Point and Madame is knitting and wearing an outfit made from burst inner tubes. Quite an amusing way to spend the Monday holiday. Some very confused birdwatchers.
Volume to 11, obviously.