@Iain McR has writer's block so I've written an introduction for him.
@Iain McR
Cream-drinking scourge of expensive coffee shops which he visits by overly-complicated mountain bike on the rare occasions when it's not in Bike Hospital. Camping refusenik who would ideally prefer to tour between Marriotts that serve a nice IPA. Life ambition: to assemble all regular CCE posters at his stoat-infested Borders dacha and lead us in a bout of dynamite and/or spear fishing. Writes letters to Ruth Davidson.