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Out with the missus after COVID-19 haiku

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  • Started 4 years ago by nobrakes
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  1. nobrakes
    Member

    Steep hills on tandem
    Tight lungs and sore legs abound
    And now there is snow

    Posted 4 years ago #
  2. gembo
    Member

    The north wind doth blow

    Daughter in town reported it too.

    None in balerno

    Is north easterly actually

    The 32mph record at woolfords is on

    Posted 4 years ago #
  3. unhurt
    Member

    Hail falls on my face
    Feet grow cold during
    Solo permitted exercise

    Posted 4 years ago #
  4. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    Five syllables first
    Then seven in the middle
    Sad seasonal end

    Posted 4 years ago #
  5. unhurt
    Member

    Hail falls on my face
    Solo permitted exercise
    Feet grow cold during

    But I will resist
    Your attempts to cur-
    tail my haiku misuses

    Posted 4 years ago #
  6. sallyhinch
    Member

    According to my serious haiku-writing friend, English syllables are much longer than the Japanese equivalent (they're more like - I think - phonemes), so most haiku written in English are too long.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  7. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    Now composing a sonnet in kanji.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  8. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    I'm in a translating mood. Who'd like some Queneau?

    Posted 4 years ago #
  9. gembo
    Member

    Mais oui

    Posted 4 years ago #
  10. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    I translated this but then realised it's a bit too grim.

    Will look again.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  11. gembo
    Member

    Watching the Parisienne upper classes at play in Call My Agent on Netflix. Episode one has plenty of action. One of the plot devices has a 40 year old actress getting turned down for a Tarantino part unless she gets lipo filler. I think the actor playing the actress has already had that done to her coupon.

    La Casa De Papel slightly grittier, watching that as dubbed version to lighten the heaviosity

    And obvs. Series six of Friday Night Dinner on terrestial. My son cant stand it as it is the same joke each week, which is its genuius. Shaaaaalom

    Posted 4 years ago #
  12. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    Ach here you go. Queneau's Tous les droits
    Rhyming scheme is beyond me.

    We have the right to wear rags
    When ten battles are lost
    We have the right to wear rags
    When we command an army

    We have the right to a doublet
    When the sky turns mauve
    We have the right to a doublet
    When the horizon sees the dawn

    We have the right to wear clogs
    When the fields are on the warpath
    We have the right to wear clogs
    When the snails rejoice

    We have the right to a diving suit
    To court a mermaid
    We have the right to a diving suit
    When our heart gets too soft

    We have the right to wear lambswool
    When our soul is overweight
    We have the right to wear lambswool
    When we save our own bacon

    We have the right to
    A good shroud
    When the earth ends when the night tolls
    We have the right to wear our shroud
    When it's time to go underground

    Posted 4 years ago #
  13. nobrakes
    Member

    Today was windy
    A slog fest up the granites
    Deserted A7

    Posted 4 years ago #
  14. LaidBack
    Member

    @nobrakes

    Today was too cold
    To cycle up the granites
    So stayed at home

    Mrs LB vetos dual occupancy cycling till later in year!

    Posted 4 years ago #
  15. nobrakes
    Member

    @LaidBack

    No tandem today
    Solo ride with gore tex mitts
    Raynauds kept at bay

    Posted 4 years ago #

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