Said the boy racer driving slowly towards me on my side of the road.
I had turned off Gilmore Place towards the canal and was about to turn left to where ther traffic wardens coagulate. I was aware of a van parked up on the ramp up to the canal towards Akva so I was in the gutter and it was ca’ canny. This was most fortunate as the boy racer decided to take the corner right over on my side. He was also perhaps watching the van.
I suggested He was on my side of the road. He didn’t like that so I suggested it again. No swearing.