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IWARTS Described

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  • Started 3 years ago by I were right about that saddle
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  1. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    Was in the chippie last night and the lady politely points out that my card didn't go through the last time I was in. No worries says I, just add it onto tonight's purchase, after checking the wee paper slip.

    One second says I....how did you leave a note that all staff would spot it was me? You don't know my name....

    On the back is clear biro writing with a description of the debtor. One behavioural trait, one physical one.

    Who can guess? (Yes, I am inviting you to mock me.)

    Posted 3 years ago #
  2. Frenchy
    Member

    "Yellow sunglasses" and one of:

    "Said 'Bonjour'"
    "Asked 'fit like?'"
    "Tried to order Moray Cup"

    Posted 3 years ago #
  3. gembo
    Member

    Intensity

    Pony tail

    Posted 3 years ago #
  4. acsimpson
    Member

    Brought your own freshly caught and prepared game meat to have battered?

    Posted 3 years ago #
  5. steveo
    Member

    Turned up with an over loaded trailer.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  6. cb
    Member

    Is there a clue in the thread title?

    Posted 3 years ago #
  7. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    All excellent answers. @gembo is correct on the physical characteristic. Now, behavioural?

    Posted 3 years ago #
  8. wingpig
    Member

    Whistling a tune from an uncommon but distinctive band/composer?

    Posted 3 years ago #
  9. LivM
    Member

    Haha there's a moment when you realise that the person you follow on Twitter is a person you recognise from CCE. \Waves/

    Posted 3 years ago #
  10. Rosie
    Member

    WARTS and all.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  11. bill
    Member

    (I can't contribute to the thread but I am really enjoying reading it.)

    Posted 3 years ago #
  12. dessert rat
    Member

    lamenting they don't have cheese or curry sauce ?

    or related to always being so happy and smiley.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  13. gembo
    Member

    Always smiling and chatting about the future of Scotland and other topics

    Posted 3 years ago #
  14. LaidBack
    Member

    Berating them for offering English cod rather than Scottish haddock in their fish supper.
    Using 'fish & chips' on a sign rather than 'fish supper'? :-)
    Although @iwrats would not frequent such a place!

    Posted 3 years ago #
  15. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    Waves to all Twitter compadres!

    The actual description was 'Polite man with ponytail' and it genuinely made my day.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  16. wingpig
    Member

    Modern-polite or archaic-mannerly-polite, with "I beg thy esteemed frypersons bestow upon me two fine suppers, one of your delightful haddock and one of magnificent haggis" sort of thing?

    Posted 3 years ago #
  17. gembo
    Member

    Pays to be polite, though in this instance The Iwrats had to pay,

    Was watching the fascinating documentary about Ronnie Scott and ronnie scott’s on iplayer last night . He was a polite man. His business partner Pete Green less so.

    Stars of Faith were indeed stellar, even brought their granny on the tambourine
    Sarah Vaughan was unimaginably brilliant and powerful
    Nina was in fine voice
    Ben Webster in need
    Miles toiling
    Van Morrison duetting with Chet Baker on Send in the clowns. Remarkable.

    Not enough Stan Tracey footage, paid so little he had to wait for the night bus back to Streatham

    Posted 3 years ago #
  18. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    I do say things like 'Goodnight ladies' and 'I wonder if I could have...'.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  19. bill
    Member

    IWARTS's Goodnight wanderings and wonderings

    Posted 3 years ago #
  20. chdot
    Admin

    Question is -

    How many customers do they have a) with ponytails b) who are polite c) both.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  21. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    @chdot

    All customers are polite as in this area it is normal to be polite and also sometimes dangerous not to be polite.

    Ponytails clearly not in fashion anywhere except for girls and certainly not for me.

    So the words were well chosen and, ultimately, polite.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  22. ejstubbs
    Member

    Polite man with ponytail

    Pleasingly concise, accurate, and obviously highly gratifying.

    I did wonder why they didn't pick up on the beard but on further reflection I presume that you were wearing your ScoGov-mandated face covering?

    Posted 3 years ago #
  23. dessert rat
    Member

    which chippie ?

    Posted 3 years ago #
  24. I were right about that saddle
    Member

    The Alba D'Ora.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  25. chdot
    Admin

    L’Alba D’Oro was probably the only fast-food takeaway in the world to sell Cloudy Bay Sauvignon Blanc, Cristal Champagne and Louis XIII Cognac alongside fish suppers.

    https://www.lalbadoro.com/about/

    Posted 3 years ago #
  26. gembo
    Member

    Amazed me that chippie’s sold bevvy innedinburghwhen I first ventured east. This would be a recipe for disaster in weegee land

    Salt and sauce?
    What?

    Salt and sauce?
    What sort of sauce?

    Chip shop sauce
    What is chip shop sauce?

    Sauce from the chip shop
    Like ketchup?

    No. Like sauce.

    (Voice from the back) get a move on

    Oh sorry no just salt and vinegar thanks and a bottle of lambrusco, thanks

    Posted 3 years ago #
  27. ARobComp
    Member

    Where polite customers = PL
    Where ponytail customers = PT
    IWRATS = PL∩PT
    Customers who pay for their damn chips = PLᶜ U PTᶜ

    Posted 3 years ago #
  28. crowriver
    Member

    @gembo, Embra always a bit more civilised that way. Tolerance, knowing one's limits too. Get a drink from the chipper? Why not? More continental style.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  29. minus six
    Member

    @gembo

    weegie chippers eh

    "single fish please.. and wrap 'em separate"

    Posted 3 years ago #
  30. gembo
    Member

    I am all for chippies selling bevvy it would just lead to drunkenness and violence in the west.

    Posted 3 years ago #

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