Meanwhile, in Portland, they've decided that the 2011 World Naked Bike Ride is to be held on June 18th. And now some bright spark, obviously fed up with annual exhortations to ride in the buff, has organised...wait for it...the First Annual World Clothed Bike Ride.
"Are you tired of all the pressure to ride bikes naked? Are you sick of seeing the jiggly bits of people who don't ride bikes otherwise?
Then this ride is for you!
This will be a celebration of our right to wear clothes (multiple layers even!) while going on a fabulous bike ride! Costumes and sarcasm encouraged. Don't mope alone during WNBR this year!"
There's apparently a page on social network central about it. But I'm not a member so I can't read it. Perhaps Edinburgh can take part after all, with hundreds of actually-not-naked-at-all cyclists protesting about environmental vulnerability and things.