I'm almost at work, it's sunny, I'm early, I've taken a different route to normal, so I'm happily wheeling my bike along the pavement cos it's a one-way street (Semple Street) and so it's either that or ride round a loop.
A ding sounds behind me. Bear in mind it's a massively wide pavement! Pavlovian response, I move over. Then think, and comment (very nicely, honestly, not a hint of aggression in my voice) "You shouldn't really be cycling there of course...[/i]"
"P*ss iff" is the monosyllabic reply. From the middle-aged woman.
She rides down the ramp where I'm going so I ponder whether the witty repartee will continue, but alas she must have gone to the public car park bit.
Surely it's just a 'bit' cheeky to ding people out of the way where you're riding somewhere illegally - even if you think pavement cycling is okay?