Well today's commute was no less exciting than yesterday's. First I met a large white Vauxhall Movano LWB van, *** 13F whose driver, approaching from my left, only bothered to stop when he was almost on top of the mini roundabout at Colinton Mains' Tesco. I had anticipated this and hauled on the brakes to stop be me being squished. He then had the temerity to gesture that it was my right of way! He was very conscientious when he overtook me a minute later, signalling right and pulling out wide.
Then a bit futher down the road I caught up with a shiny black Renault Clio Dynamique, S*0* *XR, being driven by a lady who was more concerned with applying blusher and fiddling with her hair, than to bother indicating at junctions or driving in a straight line. She had her makeup bag on the passenger seat and dipped into it every time she stopped. I followed her for about two miles.