Well it's almost as good as the ENews headline -
"Musician escapes unhurt as guitar wrecked by tractor"
This is the REAL story -
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Just two days earlier, Mr Sage's special SPD cycling shoes - which clip on to the pedals - had been stolen while he slept in a mosque, forcing him to cycle in flip-flops.
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http://edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/Musician-escapes-unhurt-as-guitar.6843380.jp