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Cav has problems with traffic

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  • Started 13 years ago by amir
  • Latest reply from Its_Me_Knees

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  1. amir
    Member

    So we moan about drivers! I've just been knocked off my bike by...... A DEER!!! Tried to get his details but he ran off. Probably uninsured.

    http://twitter.com/MarkCavendish/status/137498256316968960

    Posted 13 years ago #
  2. I'll bet it was a deer hired by another team to try and nobble him.... ;)

    Posted 13 years ago #
  3. amir
    Member

    trying to think of an awful pun. but I can't

    Posted 13 years ago #
  4. recombodna
    Member

    I wonder if he Roe'd away from that one....

    Posted 13 years ago #
  5. Min
    Member

    I'm sure he has a team of people to faun over him..

    Posted 13 years ago #
  6. amir
    Member

    I bet his hart raced after that. Oh elk!

    Posted 13 years ago #
  7. amir
    Member

    "I wonder if he Roe'd away from that one.... "

    Or did he fallow

    Posted 13 years ago #
  8. Hit the Muntjac, and don't you come round no more no more no more no more...

    Posted 13 years ago #
  9. Did he get back on the bike and Stag a great comeback?

    Posted 13 years ago #
  10. Smudge
    Member

    Oh Deer, he'd be Hind-most after that..

    Posted 13 years ago #
  11. Min
    Member

    I hope he didn't make a moose of his shorts.

    (Anth, I am very impressed that you got Muntjak in!)

    Posted 13 years ago #
  12. Have the puns dried up? Probably for the best, we didn't want to Caribou'n down that path....

    Posted 13 years ago #
  13. Nelly
    Member

    This thread needs culled now.

    Unless anyone is game to continue ?

    Posted 13 years ago #
  14. recombodna
    Member

    The Buck stops here!

    I bet his mechanics had to dis-m-antler his bike after that chital accident.......

    Posted 13 years ago #
  15. crowriver
    Member

    Bambi II: The Revenge.

    Posted 13 years ago #
  16. crowriver
    Member

    Did Robert de Niro and a bunch of Russian-American steelworkers roll up in a beaten up Cadillac shortly afterwards and chuck him a can of Bud?

    Posted 13 years ago #
  17. Claggy Cog
    Member

    They sika'd it here, they sika'd it there...but could not find it. Cav could no longer guar on like a brocket and so wisent able to complete the race.

    Posted 13 years ago #
  18. gembo
    Member

    I moosen't join in with these terrible puns. Instead - thinking of any deer I have ever startled [generally when walking] the nearest I have ever got to them is about 10 feet then they take off away from me [often in a daft direction and very quickly]. Cav probably going so fast he actually sneaked right up on it etc.

    Posted 13 years ago #
  19. wee folding bike
    Member

    I have no wish to horn in on threads of this elk and hopefully it will be rein-ed in before too many fallow this way. Someone is going to get tick-ed off and it's time to get out of this rut.

    Saw some deer on the side of the M8 near the Fort a couple of weeks ago.

    Posted 13 years ago #
  20. Its_Me_Knees
    Member

    Ibex he saw Red after that. Would have given him a lot to ruminate on. (adopts Homer Simpson voice): Doe!

    I'll get my coat...

    Posted 13 years ago #

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