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The Ironic Taxi Driver

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  • Started 12 years ago by Wilmington's Cow
  • Latest reply from kaputnik

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  1. I got beeped at this morning by Mr East Lothian Taxi 146 (SO55 PWL). Which was nice of him. Also nice to know East Lothian council teaches a good grasp of irony in its drivers.

    I guess I was in the middle of the road lane heading away form the lights at Jock's Lodge...

    Of course... He...

    He was stopped in the ASL. Oh, and I had a cyclist on my left. Oh, and there was a car parked in the bus lane ahead. Although I can excuse him the last as he was too busy gesticulating at me as he passed to notice that car. Then moved left in front of me. Then noticed the car. Then roared off at (trust me) a speed exceeding the posted maximum.

    That was the end of that. I thought. Starting the climb up the Royal Mile I'm passed closely by, you guessed it, Mr East Lothian Taxis. Definite punishment pass. He roars off once more. Of course even with me getting caught at the first lights I pass him in the stationary queue set to cross the Bridges.

    Cue punishment pass no.2 on the cobbles by the Court of Session. Can't be bothered with the games so I wait behind at the red light to cross George IV Bridge. And naturally stay behind him all the way down Johnston Terrace. Up Lady Lawson Street I'm not going to make the lights so let him go.

    And then... Catch him again as Fountainbridge crosses Lothian Road (I tuck in behind, the lights turn green just as I reach him and pride comes before a fall. Turns out he's in the wrong lane anyway and needs to get left.

    I didn't react at all (save to smile every time I caught him or he went past again) - does wonders for the blood pressure not to react. Although I did want him to say, "You shouldn't be in the middle of the road", to which the response would have been "You shouldn't have been in the ASL/driven without looking where you were going/broken the speed limit/passed too closely." 1 perfectly legal action versus 4 criminal actions...

    Posted 12 years ago #
  2. crowriver
    Member

    Shouldn't that be moronic instead of ironic?

    Posted 12 years ago #
  3. wingpig
    Member

    Was this one be-occupanted?
    The north side of the Lawnmarket seems marginally less abominable than the south, at least when going upwards. I do hope they don't put Johnston Terrace back exactly as they found it, too.

    Posted 12 years ago #
  4. @crowriver - I wanted to distinguish this private hire cab driver from his peers... :P

    @wingpig - indeed it was...

    Posted 12 years ago #
  5. chdot
    Admin

    There's a forum...

    http://www.taxi-driver.co.uk/phpBB2/viewforum.php?f=12

    Posted 12 years ago #
  6. Stepdoh
    Member

    Oh, god, I'm guessing that's where irony and liberal thinking goes to die. But I'm going to make that judgement without reading anything there.

    Posted 12 years ago #
  7. wingpig
    Member

    They do seem quite keen on some rather outmoded forms of friendly insult. A quick search for "cyclist" doesn't bring back much... a couple of wee snipes about lights and headcam videos. One thread about rises in complaints seems to be focussed on complaints by passenger-victims rather than other-road-users.

    Posted 12 years ago #
  8. Instography
    Member

    You could have some fun trolling in that forum as a cyclist.

    Posted 12 years ago #
  9. kaputnik
    Moderator

    I doubt they talk much about cyclists on the taxi forum as we are apparently invisible to most taxi drivers judging by their road use around us.

    Posted 12 years ago #

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