"I have biked everywhere within 4 miles of my apartment in the past 5 years, including every job I’ve had — I’ve never had to drive to work in Denver. I find riding a bicycle exhilarating, but that’s no reason for you to think you should. In fact, here are 9 reasons you shouldn’t bike to work. I’m sure you can think of others."
http://www.adventure-journal.com/2012/04/the-list-9-reasons-why-you-shouldnt-ride-to-work/
Warning: may contain sarcasm.