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My favourite line in the new citycycling

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  • Started 13 years ago by Wilmington's Cow
  • Latest reply from Uberuce

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  1. Once more comes from the inimitable Uberuce

    "... an LED is like a phonecall to a modelling agency. One phone call goes in, one model of the requested size, age, gender and height comes out A light bulb is like King Kong shaking a treeful of drag queens till one falls out that's close enough to pass for Fay"

    Posted 13 years ago #
  2. Dave
    Member

    Then what's a laser? :P

    Posted 13 years ago #
  3. Stepdoh
    Member

    Dave, don't you mean "laser"

    Posted 13 years ago #
  4. Arellcat
    Moderator

    Stepdoh, don't you mean "lay-zur"? Hehe!

    Posted 13 years ago #
  5. Stepdoh
    Member

    "frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads"

    (Not sure that counts as swearing CHDOT)

    Posted 13 years ago #
  6. Min
    Member

    This is my favourite, from the Cycling Embassy article.

    "But in seriousness, we did want a practical-looking bike, the kind you can ride without having to get dressed up in special clothes, or tucking your trouser leg into your sock. Of course at the moment, the road conditions are so hostile we recognise that that's not an option for everybody, so I suppose it's an aspiration: we'd like to see cycling conditions where you can ride this sort of bike if you want, dressed for the destination, not for the journey."

    A nice statement to see, clearly from someone who actually cycles here and knows what it is like.

    This is my least favourite, from Sarah Storey!

    I always steer clear of fattening or processed foods like cakes

    :-o

    *reads it again*

    :-O

    Posted 13 years ago #
  7. Uberuce
    Member

    Then what's a laser? :P

    It's a flash mob. One photon bumps into a electron, tells it about the time'n'place and the electron stops what it's doing, drops down a level and out comes a second photon also going to the mob.

    Which means POP28 is no moon...

    And: seconded to Min's least favourite. Fat isn't fattening if you're flexing the beauttocks for acceleration; it's just metres/second/second that tastes nicer.

    Posted 13 years ago #

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