Cycling advocates sometimes cite the 1970s campaigns in the Netherlands to "Stop the Child Murder" as a model for how we in the UK should put pressure on government to build decent cycling infrastructure.
However, in Scotland we do things differently. Here, popular campaigns use the "Stop the Child Murder" tactic in order to get more investment in faster roads!
You see, faster roads = safer roads = fewer dead babies. Brilliantly simple isn't it? Everyone knows it is unsafe roads that kill babies, nothing to do with the drivers or their vehicles.
"Surely you jest?" I hear the cyclists cry. I'm afraid not. Yesterday's Dumfries & Galloway Standard:
"A75 petition being presented to the Scottish Government
Jun 27 2012 by Craig Robertson, Dumfries Standard Wednesday
THE SIGNATURES of 4,352 Standard readers will be presented to the Scottish Government today – with an emotional plea for action.
Transport Minister Keith Brown will be handed our petition calling for the upgrade of the A75 between Hardgrove and Kinmount.
And he will be given a personal letter from Eddie and Suzanne Hewson who lost 18-day-old Oliver in an accident on the route in March."
“The Dumfries and Galloway Standard launched their campaign for the upgrade of the Hardgrove to Kinmount section of the A75 in response to Oliver’s death and we are grateful to the thousands of readers who have signed up to it.”
Miraculously, THE VERY SAME DAY Ayr resident Alex Neli MSP announces a £20 million "shovel ready" upgrade to that very section of the A75!
Wow! "Stop the Child Murder" does work!
It just works differently in Scotland from how it works in the Netherlands.