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To Amy, on your first birthday...

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  1. BenN
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    To Amy, on your first birthday.

    One year it has been,
    Since I rolled you out the shop.
    Glistening, gleaming, oiled,
    You were the cheapest they had.

    A new job, a chance to get fit, I thought:
    I can always ditch it if it’s too hard.
    But I never did.
    Thanks to you.

    Every day you wait for me;
    at the bottom of the stairs,
    your promise of speed, of exhilaration,
    of a heart that beats as fast as it was meant to.

    We have been together this past year
    Through every weather, every emotion
    And with every turn of your pedal,
    I discover myself a little bit more

    I’m truly sorry if I sometimes call you
    “that f*****g bike”;
    Know that you can only be so worked up
    By something that truly matters.

    And so every day we move together
    And the more we do, the more I realise,
    That you were never just a bike;
    You were what was missing.

    Posted 12 years ago #
  2. Uberuce
    Member

    *sniffs* That's beautiful.

    Posted 12 years ago #
  3. DaveC
    Member

    Nice but lets face it Ben, one day you'll ditch for for a younger model with no cellulite and lots of carbon....

    Posted 12 years ago #
  4. Uberuce
    Member

    I kept my old bikes when I got a new one. That was big o'me.

    Posted 12 years ago #
  5. So you have a harem?

    Posted 12 years ago #
  6. Pocopiglet
    Member

    I kept my old bikes when I got a new one. That was big o'me

    Aye but you're special. A big softie in an awesome exterior ...just like a Magnum ice lolly ;-)

    Posted 12 years ago #
  7. BenN
    Member

    In all fairness Dave, I have since aquired a road bike (as always, n + 1) and have tried commuting on 'it', but always come back to Amy - just so much more fun, if a little slower.

    Posted 12 years ago #
  8. Which type of Magnum would Uberuce be?

    Original? Classic and classy.
    Almond? Rough exterior, smooth inside
    Mint? Erm, chocolate on the outside and... minty...

    BenN, I've got a simialr attachment to the first bike I built up myself. Keep thinking I should sell it as I don't really ride it, then stop myself every time. Too hard to let go!

    Posted 12 years ago #
  9. ruggtomcat
    Member

    is there a hairy magnum?

    Posted 12 years ago #
  10. chdot
    Admin

    "is there a hairy magnum?"

    Only if you drop it.

    There is one that will "make my day".

    Posted 12 years ago #
  11. DaveC
    Member

    @RTC & chdot. LMAO!!!

    Posted 12 years ago #
  12. Uberuce
    Member

    Odd bunch of sausages, we.

    Posted 12 years ago #
  13. Stepdoh
    Member

    *Walks in*

    reads what kind of magnum would uberuce be?

    *shakes head and walks out*

    Now a trumpet, that would be awesome, particularly in summer.

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    Posted 12 years ago #

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