Bad news on this one. Jeremy Vine has just announced that this will be one of the 4 stories on his Radio 2 show this lunchtime - from the angle "is this story about how everyone, including the police, hates cyclists?".
Cue his usual phone-in participants of screechy middle england 4x4-driving housewives and retired van drivers calling in with their tales of woe about all the inconsiderate law-breaking cyclists and how they all deserve to be run over and what are they doing on the road anyway and one of them nearly knocked my friend over the other day when he was riding on the pavement...