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Attempted Accidental Suicide - by me....

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  • Started 12 years ago by ARobComp
  • Latest reply from stiltskin

  1. ARobComp
    Member

    Still gently in shock.
    Riding back form a friends sunday dinner and mammoth Articulate session in Liberton about 30 mins ago.

    Getting going riding on my CX with road tyres on, just moving past the liberton hospital and legs are feeling a touch tight after two training sessions today. So stood up to try and get loosened up, maybe going about 17-18 mph.

    My right hand shorts leg catches on my right side drop-handlebar pulling it down as I go for the stroke. I swerve WILDLY (seriously it was ridiculous how fast) out to the right missing clipping the car overtaking me by approx 1.2cm. the front wheel caught on my left shin, searing off a good 1x0.5inches of skin, which stopped it completely locking and allowed me to get my right foot down and right the bike. Miraculously I didn't come off.

    Based on my achey bits I musst have dropped my body rapidly in response (which is good I suppose) but in doing so caught a certain delicate dangly bit of my body on my saddle peak and seemingly tried to remove it so that still hurts, but apart from my left shin that's the only damage.

    Seriously I don't think I should have come out of that with anything less than a bad bad graze/broken arm/knee/shoulder.

    On the plus side the CX and core training I've been doing seems to have paid off.

    This doesn't have any value apart form Schadenfreude, plus the thought that you shouldn't ride a bike you normally ride in lycra in civies without care, but I know we've all had those moments, noone elses fault. Thought I'd ask whether you guys have had any similar moments.

    Posted 12 years ago #
  2. kaputnik
    Moderator

    Ouch! Glad you're alright (largely!)

    On the rare occassion that I wear baggie shorts, if I stand up and forward to pedal I can catch and hook the left leg over the head of the pump stowed on the downtube bottle pegs. This prevents further pedalling and is quite a hard action to undo without stopping the bike. and lifting your leg up and forward, and the shorts off the pump.

    I once caught my jeans leg on my saddle as I dismounted and kicked my left leg over the saddle, as a result I threw myself to the ground as a result, with the bike ontop of me.

    Posted 12 years ago #
  3. ARobComp
    Member

    Glad it's not just me who has had some sort of baggy short problem!
    Injuries today are confirmed as being limited to those previously described with a friction burn up the inside of my right leg too.

    PHEW.

    Posted 12 years ago #
  4. recombodna
    Member

    Now that's what I call getting "Caught Short" !!!!

    http://youtu.be/bcYppAs6ZdI

    I'll get my coat!

    Posted 12 years ago #
  5. ARobComp
    Member

    I believe you may have been looking for this recombodna - http://instantrimshot.com/

    Posted 12 years ago #
  6. Cyclingmollie
    Member

    A miss is as good as a mile. I did something similar when from a sprint start at traffic lights the free-wheel pawl broke. I veered wildly across the road towards oncoming traffic, then just as wildly back again before getting the bike under control. I don't know how I stayed upright but I suppose it's an instinctive thing.

    Posted 12 years ago #
  7. paolobr
    Member

    A few weeks ago, as I was attempting to remount my bike after wheeling it across a pedestrian crossing in Musselburgh, my foot somehow slipped off the pedal and I landed in a heap on the road. Fortunately the lights had only just changed, so cars behind me were no danger, and I could get off the road and compose myself. Unfortunately, the front chainring had contrived to incise parallel lines across my right shin and calf (I must have gone down in some weird manner). I now have what look like claw marks...

    Posted 12 years ago #
  8. gdm
    Member

    I remember while ago when stopped at the lights at Mayfield Gardens junction with East/West Mayfield. My rucksack had straps which were supposed to clip around the waist which I hadn't done, instead left them dangling down behind the saddle. When the lights changed I leapt up to start off and was yanked back down by the strap catching on the saddle, bringing me to an abrupt halt courtesy of the top tube and a tangle of feet. The driver behind was already inches from me when the lights changed but fortunately managed to save me from my own stupidity. Needless to say, the rucksack didn't make an appearance after that...

    Posted 12 years ago #
  9. recombodna
    Member

    "I believe you may have been looking for this recombodna -"

    Ha ha ha that's great!! But as a professional drummer for many years now would it be pedantic to point out that that's not a rim shot?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rimshot

    It's simply a short drum fill for comic effect

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comic_sound

    What? just sayin is all...... ok where's my coat again?

    Posted 12 years ago #
  10. Bhachgen
    Member

    I have done similar things more than once with baggy shorts catching on pump and/or downtube bottle cage. Fortunately not (so far) ina location that nearly chucked me under a car.

    I did have a hairy moment a couple of years ago when I went to sprint away from the lights at Tollcross and my chainring basically tore itself apart. Turned out the squeaky noise I had been meaning to investigate wasn't pedal bearings requiring lubrication, but chainring bolts shearing. Came pretty close to ending up under the white van that was setting off from the lights behind me.

    Posted 12 years ago #
  11. stiltskin
    Member

    When people complain about lycra I'll point them to this thread.

    Glad you survived..

    Posted 12 years ago #

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