In less than a week I have had 3 near misses.
1. Coming along Chamber Street - middle of the lane. West bound. A honda civic starts to but out of the parking spaces ahead and pauses. Then decides to go for it entering my lane. Cue me slowing down and putting a foot down behind it as the driver realises where i now am. Then, they take a left and start indicating right to turn against the no right turn sign. I ride alongside and tap the wing mirror deliberately on the passenger side. I admit i was angry and i shouldn't have done it.
THEN, the driver pulls up behind me at the lights instead so I get off the bike and walk it back to speak to them.
"Are you going to pay for that wing mirror?"
'Are you going to pay for nearly hitting me?'
"I saw you coming that's why I pulled out - i could see where you were!"
I just stood there wondering how to counter such blatant stupidity. You pulled out on me because you could see me...?
The wing mirror was absolutely fine BTW as i literally tapped it.
2. This morning. Coming down Yeaman Place again in the middle of the lane due to parked cars. Saw an Audi A6 estate parked on the 'wrong side' start to pull out. Then pauses, then actually just goes for it right across my lane about 3m for me. Thankfully disc brakes do a marvellous job.
3. Albany St Death Junction. 2 Luton vans trying to exit and the lights are now turned off for some reason so i decided having prior knowledge of the lights being down to sit right back in mirror view and let them be on their way. 1st van, no probs, he turns right.
2nd van, no signal so i remain where i am and assume he must be going onto Forth Street. Incorrect.
He dummies a right turn and then feints left. Numpty.
Of course, being of the 'they can't see me' persuasion i was back behind the van so that was all fine. I can imagine what might have happened.
His master stroke was entering the bottom roundabout on Broughton St INTO traffic who in turn activated audible warning devices and proceeded to go right. This time he had discovered what the stock next to the steering wheel did.
I know, i should stick to the canal.